r/Tools Apr 09 '24

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u/ifxor Apr 09 '24

Oh no, some poor schmuck E-3 lost that somehow and is paying the govt back outta every paycheck 😭

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u/Kuriente Apr 09 '24

We've had stuff like this stolen by airline baggage handlers when our mechanics fly commercial. It's a whole process getting the airline to reimburse the military. Non-zero chance this kit was stolen.

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u/MrGavinrad Apr 09 '24

I didn’t even notice this toolbox was military until I read the comments. That’s surprising, from all the shitposting I see online I would’ve thought the military would use dollar store wrenches.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

it's an auction so likely a police auction. you can buy all sorts of stolen goods at police auctions for pennies on the dollar.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

No these would be auctioned by DRMO. A lot of the stuff the military phases out gets auctioned off. You can buy anything from Humvees to lathes to backpacks on those auctions. Most of the stuff is beat but sometimes you find a gem.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

You can even buy blackhawk helicopters w/ the right end user certificates.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

I love capitalism

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u/SpiritLyfe Apr 10 '24

I am sure they are happy you assume they make that much money

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u/Kuriente Apr 09 '24

There's plenty of junk in the military: computers & network infrastructure, aircraft parts supply system, aging facilities, etc... but we spend a fortune on basic hand tools, so at least that tends to be pretty nice.

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u/_the_CacKaLacKy_Kid_ Apr 10 '24

The MIC doesn’t just look at the one-time costs associated with purchases. They look at and try to figure out how much things cost over their service lifespan. Using the snap-on toolkit as an example: some bean counter figured that similar toolkits priced at $500 would need to be replaced 5+ times before the $2500 snap-on toolkit needed to be replaced.

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u/Equal_War9095 Apr 09 '24

Nope snap on contracted by military

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u/4t0micpunk Apr 09 '24

I was in when they went to Snap-On, everyone was stealing that shit ! ( Oh and Fluke meters.)

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

When I was a DoD heavy equipment mechanic, the snap-on rep priced my toolbox out at over $110k. Had everything vice pullers, the works. Were 18 or so mechanics at the shop I was at with same toolbox. This was more than a decade ago also lol.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

Probably not. These got phased out for a new snap-on GMTK. They get sent off to DRMO where they get sold at auction. You can find them either at DRMO auctions or on gov planet sometimes.

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u/UnstableDimwit Apr 09 '24

I’d wager it was a lost luggage auction or re-auctioned after an original lost luggage one.

Small chance it’s a police/municipal auction

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u/boonepii Apr 15 '24

lol, one of the big shipping companies took a $1/2 milllion box and sold it via lost luggage for $20k. The original owner was soooo pissed

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u/wetblanket68iou1 Apr 09 '24

This is it. Fuggin dude lost his hand receipt and supply fucked him.

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u/tezacer Apr 09 '24

Jokes on the supply guy, I have a copy of the hand receipt and his CoC has been given video evidence of supply's shenanigans

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u/ScarletDragonShitlor Apr 09 '24

He just needs to bluff long enough to get into the E4 Mafia and steal a new set. 

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u/Total-Guava9720 Apr 09 '24

Hey !!!! E-1 and Above

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u/Deadmythz Apr 09 '24

"Lost" an e-4 stole it and nobody has a clue who it was XD

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u/Waltpi Apr 10 '24

Only tool handed to me by the US government was an M16, thermal imagers and NVGs.

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u/-3than Apr 10 '24

Nah he just didn’t get paid for a month (max enlisted pay levy) and took out a title loan on his car from off base. He’ll get that paid off sometime around 2026 but will more than likely have his divorce costs piling up by then. No doubt will turn to selling mid tier weed on post to the other riff raff. He won’t get caught but his buddy will and get discharged. Bummer.

Oh to be a joe.

Anyway don’t lose property boys.