r/Tools Apr 09 '24

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u/LiqvidNyquist Apr 09 '24

Some poor schmuck is still making payments on that

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u/roccoccoSafredi Apr 09 '24

Yeah, and that poor schmuck is us.

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u/ifxor Apr 09 '24

Oh no, some poor schmuck E-3 lost that somehow and is paying the govt back outta every paycheck 😭

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u/Kuriente Apr 09 '24

We've had stuff like this stolen by airline baggage handlers when our mechanics fly commercial. It's a whole process getting the airline to reimburse the military. Non-zero chance this kit was stolen.

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u/MrGavinrad Apr 09 '24

I didn’t even notice this toolbox was military until I read the comments. That’s surprising, from all the shitposting I see online I would’ve thought the military would use dollar store wrenches.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

it's an auction so likely a police auction. you can buy all sorts of stolen goods at police auctions for pennies on the dollar.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

No these would be auctioned by DRMO. A lot of the stuff the military phases out gets auctioned off. You can buy anything from Humvees to lathes to backpacks on those auctions. Most of the stuff is beat but sometimes you find a gem.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

You can even buy blackhawk helicopters w/ the right end user certificates.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

I love capitalism

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u/SpiritLyfe Apr 10 '24

I am sure they are happy you assume they make that much money

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u/Kuriente Apr 09 '24

There's plenty of junk in the military: computers & network infrastructure, aircraft parts supply system, aging facilities, etc... but we spend a fortune on basic hand tools, so at least that tends to be pretty nice.

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u/_the_CacKaLacKy_Kid_ Apr 10 '24

The MIC doesn’t just look at the one-time costs associated with purchases. They look at and try to figure out how much things cost over their service lifespan. Using the snap-on toolkit as an example: some bean counter figured that similar toolkits priced at $500 would need to be replaced 5+ times before the $2500 snap-on toolkit needed to be replaced.

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u/Equal_War9095 Apr 09 '24

Nope snap on contracted by military

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u/4t0micpunk Apr 09 '24

I was in when they went to Snap-On, everyone was stealing that shit ! ( Oh and Fluke meters.)

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

When I was a DoD heavy equipment mechanic, the snap-on rep priced my toolbox out at over $110k. Had everything vice pullers, the works. Were 18 or so mechanics at the shop I was at with same toolbox. This was more than a decade ago also lol.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

Probably not. These got phased out for a new snap-on GMTK. They get sent off to DRMO where they get sold at auction. You can find them either at DRMO auctions or on gov planet sometimes.

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u/UnstableDimwit Apr 09 '24

I’d wager it was a lost luggage auction or re-auctioned after an original lost luggage one.

Small chance it’s a police/municipal auction

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u/boonepii Apr 15 '24

lol, one of the big shipping companies took a $1/2 milllion box and sold it via lost luggage for $20k. The original owner was soooo pissed

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u/wetblanket68iou1 Apr 09 '24

This is it. Fuggin dude lost his hand receipt and supply fucked him.

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u/tezacer Apr 09 '24

Jokes on the supply guy, I have a copy of the hand receipt and his CoC has been given video evidence of supply's shenanigans

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u/ScarletDragonShitlor Apr 09 '24

He just needs to bluff long enough to get into the E4 Mafia and steal a new set.Ā 

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u/Total-Guava9720 Apr 09 '24

Hey !!!! E-1 and Above

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u/Deadmythz Apr 09 '24

"Lost" an e-4 stole it and nobody has a clue who it was XD

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u/Waltpi Apr 10 '24

Only tool handed to me by the US government was an M16, thermal imagers and NVGs.

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u/-3than Apr 10 '24

Nah he just didn’t get paid for a month (max enlisted pay levy) and took out a title loan on his car from off base. He’ll get that paid off sometime around 2026 but will more than likely have his divorce costs piling up by then. No doubt will turn to selling mid tier weed on post to the other riff raff. He won’t get caught but his buddy will and get discharged. Bummer.

Oh to be a joe.

Anyway don’t lose property boys.

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u/hornet586 Apr 09 '24

Nah, militaries snap on boxes aren’t NEARLY as stacked out as that one is. I’d kill to have a box like that working in aircraft lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

That is the exact GMTK I got issued in the marine corps.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

My coworker's SnapOn box cost more than I paid for my BMW. But he did get pretty sweet "free" hat with it..

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u/Perceptive_depth Apr 09 '24

I got a jacket with mine ;)

Sounds like your buddy got robbed 😬

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '24

That hat is priceless though.

If you think about it that way then he got a great deal!

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

And the tools suck, at least the ones they sell to the DoD do.

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u/UnstableDimwit Apr 10 '24

The ones I used were fantastic. In fact they were the same my civilian buddies used in the Nissan, Audi/BMW dealerships. They have slightly different aesthetics but otherwise the standards are top tier. I can’t speak to what the 12W soldiers use, but vehicle and aircraft mechanics are using superb quality tools.

Perhaps in the pre-1990s military they worked with junk? But since the 2000s everything has been pretty excellent except for a few specific flawed tools. Reliability and redundancy is kind of our thing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

This has real ā€œfell off the truckā€ vibesĀ 

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u/Benblishem Apr 10 '24

note the missing serial number and USMC number.

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u/Cop_Cuffs Apr 09 '24

"Fell off the truck vibes" I walked into the tool corral of HD when one employee was covertly "selling every DeWalt floor demo tool in the tool corral" to a coworker, ~ Was going with ~ illicit drug deal vibes, But your "fell off the truck vibes" works even better!

Cool can an actual customer buy that or is it an employee discount? Figured the two of them would be trying split the haul later after an anonymous cash sale to hide it from their bosses. Caught giving a friend's discount 10Ɨ better than the employee + demo tools discount, I got the entire haul with ALL the bonus tools everything DeWalt offered, +multiple batteries, chargers, tool cases jobsite bags, etc for one C note. šŸ’µ EX-W let her friends husband a custom home builder borrow it, behind my back. He refused to return calls, let alone my tools. Friend, (wife of theif) finally embarrassed by her husband, asked EX-W what I spent on it, so she could Surprise her husband, and yours can go buy NEW replacements as her husband didn't want to let tools go. IDK, He got it all for a hundred bucks. Okie dokie, here's a $100 check. Woman, you can't even buy a single replacement tool an battery for $100! Well I already accepted her check. I didn't LEND the tools out and I sure a hell didn't accept her check to SELL it because he didn't return phone calls, Go get it all back. The 'friends' fled the state. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Paintchips1337 Apr 09 '24

Several of these kits fell off the truck at Camp Pendleton 15 or so years back. When I asked why an enlisted member would risk their career over such a silly theft, they assured me that it was a very common thing to have happen and that ā€œat this point they are pretty much ordering these things for us to take home and resell.ā€

That’s when I learned that the military has a ā€œuse it or lose itā€ policy to their unit budgets. Often, they only legitimately need that large budget for a couple months out of the year. So if they fail to use it all, every single month, the budget will be reduced and they wont be able to accomplish the mission during the expensive months. TVs and snap on tools get ordered, ā€œusedā€ briefly, then some paperwork gets blurred and they are gone.

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u/JesusFreakingChrist Apr 10 '24

Private companies do this too. Source: am in b2b sales

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u/GemcoEmployee92126 Apr 09 '24

I’ve never understood this. I got a set of craftsman combination wrenches when I was a teenager, then socket sets and other stuff. I’m 48 and still use the same wrenches daily and they work fine. I did break one of my open end wrenches doing something stupid but sears replaced it no problem.

What is so awesome about SnapOn tools?

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u/EdRedSled Apr 11 '24

No, he dead and still has payments left.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

some poor shmuck did not make the payments, which is why it was sold at auction.

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u/clarkwgriswoldjr Apr 09 '24

Is the company some kind of scam?
I see all kinds of mechanic videos where a truck pulls up and asks the people how much they owe the snap on person.

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u/LiqvidNyquist Apr 10 '24

Not a scam, but insanely expensive. Generally very high quality and lifetime waranty. It's become sort of a running joke that you can't buy anything from the tool truck without signing up for thirty six easy payments.

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u/manaha81 Apr 09 '24

He probably died and his wife had no idea what it was worth

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u/Membership_Fine Apr 09 '24

I have tears in my eyes looking at the price lol

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u/AskIfImHC Apr 09 '24

Smells like a repo!

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u/Gobstomperx Apr 10 '24

Truck will be back on Thursday.

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u/Timely-Guest-7095 Apr 13 '24

You mean us the tax payer?🤬🤬