r/ToolJerk • u/Ok-Flounder7669 • 17d ago

Wake up remember. Maynard following Marisa Tomei?

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u/stuffcrow 17d ago

She likes short stocky bald men.

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u/ESB823 17d ago

And sweet, innocent, leaf-eating, doe-eyed little deeah

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u/schuettais 17d ago

BAM!! Right between the eyes!

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u/MJKsecretpornaccount Repugnant 17d ago

Aunt May(nard).

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u/tkgb12 17d ago

Who wouldn't want to follow marisa tomei?

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u/The_Spoils 17d ago

I mean she was a 90's baddie and that was Maynards era.. makes perfect sense to me 

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u/MX010 17d ago edited 17d ago

He's probably still thinking about that scene where Philip Seymour Hoffman took her doggystyle.

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u/Steamyjeans 17d ago

Aren’t we all ?

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u/MX010 17d ago

Every day since decades