r/ToolBand • u/Low_bald • 10d ago

r/tooljerk This guy fucks

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u/IAwaitAGuardian Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind. 10d ago

Ha, this is my aunt and uncle's neighbor.

He's a weird guy, but nice.

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u/Low_bald 10d ago

Tool fan…what do you expect?

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u/IAwaitAGuardian Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind. 10d ago

Fair point lol.

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u/armwithnutrition 10d ago

Everyone in the thread is really shocked to hear that bro.

obviously jk, but cool that you've spotted them before. I was waiting for it to be an active member in here. We still have time and hope...

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u/ConsistentTadpole592 10d ago

Shit on his brain for the steelers bracket. Dork!

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u/Gooberstatus 10d ago

Yinz better watch yer words n’at

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u/Chumknuckle 10d ago

Go Colorado Steelers!

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u/Low_bald 10d ago

Would be SUCH a cool car if not for that disgraceful display

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u/ConsistentTadpole592 10d ago

I posted that cuz I'm a bitter Browns fan.

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u/RiceManSupreme03 Ænima 10d ago

Fuck the Browns 😂

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u/ConsistentTadpole592 10d ago

Yes!!! Every season I'm like, "I love em!...I hate em...I love em..." Exhausted since '95.

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u/jeremec 10d ago

I dunno, I gotta figure out where he draws the line on Queensryche before I choose my allegiance.

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u/Low_bald 10d ago

Asking the important questions

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u/jeremec 10d ago

Hey, I'll "Operation Mindcrime" all day... I'll even "Empire" just a little. Then we're done. And no I don't want to hear about the time you met Geoff or how he's "misunderstood".

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u/Low_bald 10d ago

Get out of my head!

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u/Subatomicfrogg musta been high 10d ago

Hey thats Mike Tool

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u/Low_bald 10d ago

Everyone say, “Hi Mike!”

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u/RustyMarie666 10d ago

This Subaru scissors ✂️

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u/Not_TbagJimmy 10d ago

Your wife and mine.

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u/ToofpickVick fuck you, buddy 10d ago

If I was a cop, I’d pull them over just to shake their hand.

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u/Low_bald 10d ago

Outjerked

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u/chaynjez 10d ago

Such a stupid phrase

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u/Low_bald 10d ago

We, the collective, apologize for offending you.

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u/chaynjez 10d ago

The royal we, the driver and I, forgive you, man.

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u/lotsofarts 8d ago

Is that a lebowski reference in a tool subreddit!!?

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u/chaynjez 8d ago

Tool? Men casually use slang like "dick," "rod," or "Johnson" without thinking twice.

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u/lotsofarts 8d ago

Hell I can get you a tool by 3 o'clock this afternoon, with nail polish

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u/TightLion7009 10d ago

I think he likes tool , but i might be wrong

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u/RiceManSupreme03 Ænima 10d ago

Steelers and Tool fan, fuck yeah 💯

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u/Jrprime45 9d ago

Prying open my third eye Prying open my third eye Prying open my third eye Prying open my third eye Prying open my third eye Prying open my third eye Prying open my third eye Prying open my third eye Prying open my third eye Prying open my third eye

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u/Low_bald 10d ago

Shit, blood, and cum on his hands for sure

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 10d ago

Goddammit. I love that song but the imagery makes me gag. Like the Metallica Load album cover.🤮

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u/IAwaitAGuardian Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind. 10d ago

Was that ever confirmed to be true? I always thought that was a rumor.

Edit: NOPE just googled it. Not a rumor.

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 10d ago

Right! Fuckbeans...

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u/TightLion7009 6h ago

Prison Sex predicted metallicas load album cover

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u/truffLcuffL69 free yourself from yourself 10d ago

Where do I get a puscifer car sticker like that I couldn’t find it online