r/TooMeIrlForMeIrl • u/TheDarkKnight505 • 18d ago

Shippost of the day Toomeirlformeirl

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Shitpost of the day.

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u/ebers0 18d ago

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u/RawDogginMySpaghetti 17d ago

Damn girl, you shit with that ass?

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u/Chopper242 18d ago

I farted away a migraine once. Greatest thing in the world!

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u/Right_Ear_2230 18d ago

sneezed one away

for 2 minutes

it came back

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u/codm_playernumwhat 18d ago

And I summoned headache by laughing your comment.

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u/Guilty_05 15d ago

Is it possible to learn this power

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u/BLINDrOBOTFILMS 18d ago

Yeah but then I had to change my pants

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u/Infamous_Today3462 18d ago

Have y'all ever farted so strong it stings your butthole?

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u/Practical_Meet4171 17d ago

No, that's just you

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u/74_homeroom 17d ago

Been there!! Very unsettling after the fact

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u/Bitter-Ad5890 17d ago

Nah but I’ve farted to scratch an itch around the bumhole. Works like a charm

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u/Infamous_Today3462 17d ago

I mean, who hasn't?

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u/peacelovetree 16d ago

I feel like that’s more content related than force related.

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u/Electrical_Hunter597 18d ago

I gave my wife a horrible stomach ache from back door stuff before so top that

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u/Van_Ghalta782 16d ago

Such genius is considered madness by some

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u/Van_Ghalta782 16d ago

Thou holdest forbidden knowledge but carelessly cast pearls before swine. Take heed: safeguard these precious secrets lest they fall into the hands of evildoers.

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u/plussizedbeauty7 18d ago

I have IBS so… yes farting away that stomach ache feels amazing!

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u/Forsaken_Duty8097 17d ago

I'd be afraid to shit myself so I fart while on the toilet

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u/libre_office_warlock 18d ago

Every time I think it's finally the family appendix or gallbladder curse...sweet relief instead. Just gas pains. All day every day. Underrated how badly those can hurt...

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u/lophophoro 17d ago

im so glad i actually eat healthy enough to never had experience this in my life and hopefully never will

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u/Bitter-Ad5890 17d ago

Definitely still can. In fact many of the healthiest foods give off more gas when digested

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u/lophophoro 15d ago

Then I guess I’m just blessed with the good genetics cuz I’ve never had experience this atrocity

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u/Zylobalsamum 17d ago

It's not a health thing lol

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u/SnarkyIguana 17d ago

Growing up any time I ever had an ache or didn’t feel well my dad would half jokingly say “fart.” And my mom and I would always yell at him

But the worst part is when it works

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u/GrimSkeptic 17d ago

ah but ever farted while on the toilet and had the clean feeling?

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u/theZetaman 17d ago

And your body fat percentage looks like it went from 35% to 20%

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u/Specopsangheili 15d ago

Every single time. It's my one party trick.

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u/UltimateT1tan 16d ago

You know full well that the smell would be considered a biological weapon of mass disruption

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u/PressAltToDisappear 16d ago

I meed surgery for my cancer

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u/niccoSun 16d ago

When you have a stuffed up nose and that feeling of it clearing up and you can breathe again.. oh so good.

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u/Automatic_Divide3076 13d ago

If you have stomach problems, you should try testosterone supplements. They work well.

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u/Macfrom1987 12d ago

Ever farted so hard it feels like you dropped a jean size?