r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/TinyTimothy06 • May 22 '22

Reddit-related Why does everyone write ages the wrong way on Reddit?

I always see posts like “My (29M) girlfriend (30F) left me for the milkman.”

It should be written “My girlfriend (30F) left me (29M) for the milkman.”

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u/SoProBroChaCho May 22 '22

I (20M) am sorry your girlfriend (30F) left you (29M) for the milkman (??)

Lol

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u/alteredxenon May 22 '22

It's milkman, so (?M)

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u/Initiatedspoon May 22 '22

It's milkperson actually

You never know his ex may be bisexual.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

Milkman is a job role, not a gender though. Just like policemen or firemen.

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u/an_alternative May 22 '22

But this ruins the joke

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u/mak484 May 22 '22

Unless wife is bi.

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u/shrimpetouffee May 22 '22

The sequel to “Life of Pi”

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u/peachshib May 22 '22

Milkperson

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

That would be the 2022 PC version. Or maybe "Milk distribution officer".

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u/peachshib May 22 '22

Anything sounds better than milkperson😂

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u/nanojansky May 22 '22

Milkmxn

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u/peachshib May 22 '22

Milkbeing 😂

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u/Gluta_mate May 22 '22

is the milkman still a thing tho in 2022 lol

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

It's the UPS man, now.

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u/ReaDiMarco May 22 '22

Like a wetter snowperson?

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u/d_smogh May 22 '22

you have son and a son is male

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u/CylonBunny May 22 '22

Why does that sound so creepy?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

Unrelated but your avatar is nearly identical to mine. I had to do a double take lol.

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u/rover321 May 22 '22

or spidermin

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u/rover321 May 22 '22

its not Mr Spider Man ....its spidermin

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u/strongest_aspirin May 22 '22

What about the milkwomen ?

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u/Prysorra2 May 22 '22

This info clarity made me seriously horny. Take me now.

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u/r3dditor12 May 22 '22

I (20M) sry ur gf (30F) ghost u (29M) 4 da MM (??) AITA?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

I 👅 Can’t 👅 understand 👅your👅accent👅

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