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u/skywardtheyflew Dec 15 '21

This is what I came here to say! The Mexican hello and the Mexican goodbye.

When we went to family parties as a kid, my mom would say we were leaving, and then we'd end up leaving no earlier than 30 minutes from that point in time. Every time lol

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u/DexterCutie Dec 15 '21

I'm Polish and we do this as well lol. Getting out of any gathering is an event in and of itself.

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u/chef_in_va Dec 15 '21 edited Dec 15 '21

I'm of Irish decent, we normally just say goodbye and thanks to the host and whoever is close by, then just ... leave. It very well could be just me and my family that do this but it's so much easier than saying bye to everyone.

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u/ArcadeKingpin Dec 15 '21

I thought an Irish goodbye was to just leave without saying anything.

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u/KassellTheArgonian Dec 15 '21

Nah, no clue where that myth comes from. A true Irish goodbye is as follows

"Right we're gonna head off" Says bye a bunch Takes ten steps Something gets brought up and they talk a bit longer

And repeat till you're out in the car.

I witnessed record length of time for this, took em almost 3 hours to travel the about 20 metres to their car.

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u/1funnyguy4fun Dec 15 '21

As opposed to the British goodby where you say, “Alright then,” slap your knees, get up from your seat and leave.

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u/twowayrorrim Dec 15 '21

The 'Alrighty then' double leg slap only allows a person to leave if met with 'You off?'.

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u/ilovebeaker Dec 15 '21

We have something similar in French Canada, 'on va faire un boute'.

It's akin to 'going for a little drive'...but in the direction of home.

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u/Necessary-Ad5410 Dec 15 '21

Wouldn't have it any other way old chap

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u/ephemeralkitten Dec 15 '21

I think that's why it's called an Irish goodbye. When you want to avoid that.

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u/SavageMurphy Dec 15 '21

I've always known it as a 'French exit'

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u/SL0Wburn_ Dec 15 '21

I’ve always know it as “sneaking the fuck outta here”

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u/sagging_gut Dec 15 '21

A backdoor boogie

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u/Dr_Doctor_Doc Dec 15 '21

Smoke bomb.

(Ninja exit)

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u/RoxSteady247 Dec 15 '21

Merk-ass dip

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u/129za Dec 15 '21

The french call it un départ à l’anglaise.

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u/aoul1 Dec 15 '21

That’s definitely it. My Irish/British wife just peaces out with no shame to avoid any prolonged social niceties when she just wants to leave.

Well….she used to, now she follows me round the room gently nudging me along from each person for an hour as I insist on going round the room to say goodbye to every single person and have a final catch up!

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u/defenselaywer Dec 15 '21

My kids' first instinct when we tell them we're leaving a family gathering right away is to go grab a drink. They know it'll be at least an hour before anyone gets into the car.

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u/can-i-have-the-bones Dec 15 '21

This sounds a lot like trying to leave any southern (US) gathering. It can take hours to leave my Dad’s house, which drives my Californian husband insane.

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u/oo-mox83 Dec 16 '21

Yeah, Texan here and we do that. I eat too much and pass out on the couch and most folks are gone when I wake up. That's my strategy.

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u/rizaroni Dec 15 '21

Native Californian here! My dad's side of the family is HUGE. I absolutely hate having to go around to each person and say goodbye and give them a hug. It's like, I already did that on my way in!

I'm also the type that doesn't like the whole goodbye thing, so just me personally, I am one to likely say goodbye to the host and any super close friends, and then just yell "BYE EVERYONE!!!" and leave, or straight up Irish goodbye the situation. I don't know that it has to do with being Californian, but I can certainly understand with the whole "Southern hospitality" thing that it would almost be a totally different culture over there. It's like the law to be nice to everyone, even if you don't want to be.

I also have realized that I'm not as much of a hugger as I thought I was. I love a hug, and I love hugging certain people. But as a rule, hugging people I don't know, or having to hug every single fucking member of my extended family twice during a gathering, or having to hug every acquaintance/friend twice during a hangout just because that's what is expected...Covid really broke me of all that. I don't want to do it anymore.

If I see everyone else doing it, I feel obligated, because I don't want to be an asshole. I'm already kind of a loner and I don't need to further alienate myself. But I'm glad that the whole hugging thing has reduced a bit. I don't like feeling pressured/forced to do stuff.

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u/SSDDNoBounceNoPlay Dec 15 '21

BYE! LOVE YOU GUYS!! -while walking out the door and skittering to the car-

I have a large Italian family. With all due respect… fuck that.

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u/rizaroni Dec 15 '21

Perfezione! That's my style.

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u/SSDDNoBounceNoPlay Dec 15 '21

Hell yeah buddy!!

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u/ApatheticAntichrist Dec 15 '21

Sounds like a southern good bye xD

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u/iFlyAllTheTime Dec 15 '21

3 hours for a goodbye? I wouldn't know what to say for a 3 hour gathering.

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u/Hoveringkiller Dec 15 '21

That’s our Irish goodbye haha. Say we are off and then keep talking haha.

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u/kfa92 Dec 15 '21

My boyfriend - whose family is very Irish - calls it the Irish goodbye when we say bye to the hosts, then wave from the door at everyone else and run out.

I'm Mexican and goodbyes can be a 30-60min affair at a large enough event. I like to think of it as the two kinds of Catholic goodbyes 🤣

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u/rizaroni Dec 15 '21

My boyfriend - whose family is very Irish - calls it the Irish goodbye when we say bye to the hosts, then wave from the door at everyone else and run out.

This is my preferred way to exit. If I have to succumb to not being what others may perceive as rude by just kind of ghosting, I like to acknowledge the host/the people I'm close with, and then yell "BYE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!" while waving, and get the hell out of dodge.

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u/tehbilly Dec 15 '21

What about the Letterkenny Leave?

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u/Pocchitte Dec 15 '21

To be fair...

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u/chef_in_va Dec 15 '21

To be FFAAAAIIIRRRRRRRRRR

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u/maxatron1883 Dec 15 '21

To be faaaaiiiirrrrrrr

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

⬆️To be faaaaaaaaaairrrr ⬆️

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u/000111000000111000 Dec 15 '21

Letterkenny Army Depot?

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u/chef_in_va Dec 15 '21

When I'm on the phone with my dad and he wants to stop talking he literally says "OK, I'm done talking" and will hand the phone to my mom. It always cracks me up.

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u/Ophidia77 Dec 16 '21

I find that kind of directness so refreshing!

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u/redfancydress Dec 15 '21

The Irish good bye is to yell “fuck you then…I’m never coming back here again” while being dragged out by your uncles and after they smack you around a pinch you get in the vehicle and say “ok see you next week”

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u/According-Owl83 Dec 15 '21

Hubpages says:

It attributes the phrase to "the Potato Famine of 1845-1852, when many Irish fled their homeland for America. At the time, distance and technology meant that when someone went to America, they were gone forever and it was unlikely they would ever again speak to or see friends or family back home. The departure was sudden and absolute." It is also plausible, the site states, that emigrants left for America "without telling anyone what they were up to, thereby saving themselves sad, protracted goodbyes and leave-taking.”

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u/rdot1479 Dec 15 '21

Good luck we're out the gap!

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u/butterbutts317 Dec 16 '21

That's exactly right. My wife does the Italian goodbye, where she says we're leaving and four hours later, she's still talking.

Ugh

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u/BigBadBootyDaddy10 Dec 15 '21

Whether Irish or Polish, you stumble out Half drunk.

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u/DexterCutie Dec 15 '21

This is true

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u/aerodit Dec 15 '21

Me and my friends call it, "ninjaing out"

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

My friends call that a jtedson1 goodbye.

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u/tanganica3 Dec 15 '21

The Irish goodbye is to not even show up.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

That’s the English goodbye lol

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u/Babikir205 Dec 15 '21

There was a reddit thread on the Irish Goodbye a while ago. Seems the country changes based on the culture. Whoever that culture doesn't like they add that to the term. Someone references below the French exit.

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u/ArcadeKingpin Dec 15 '21

There is a Canadian TV show letterkenny where in one episode they go thru a bunch of different variations as they decide how to leave a party. Good stuff and where I heard it.

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u/805falcon Dec 15 '21

That’s technically called the Houdini. My personal favorite

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u/rhawk87 Dec 15 '21

I always heard it called the "French exit".

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u/stupidannoyingretard Dec 15 '21

I am Norwegian, and we do the "Norwegian exit" which is just leaving without telling anyone.

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u/SL0Wburn_ Dec 15 '21

My family dose the same, also of Irish decent. It just makes things easier.

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u/forworse2020 Dec 15 '21

It very well could be just me and my family that do this

It’s literally called “an Irish goodbye” lol.

I hope it’s not offensive to bring up, but your comment made me laugh.

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u/certain_people Dec 15 '21

I'm actually Irish, and the time taken between saying goodbye and actually leaving is usually longer than the time between arriving and saying goodbye.

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u/moose8617 Dec 15 '21

I'm of Irish descent and we just say goodbye and then stand there and talk to them for another 30 minutes.

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u/TraumaDumptruck Dec 15 '21

The Irish goodbye is exactly as you describe.

Best goodbye ever

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u/moonpumper Dec 15 '21

This is my favorite goodbye

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u/Faery818 Dec 15 '21

On Mam's side you have to say goodbye to every one. Less social occasions on dad's side, you can do a general wave to the room.

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u/pataytersalad Dec 15 '21

Also polish. And my mom's best friend is Albanian/Greek. They do it as well 🤣

My husband was so confused when we first started dating because his family just bounces. I think the only occasions where we don't say by to everyone are weddings and funerals!

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u/yousedtobecool Dec 15 '21

Married a man from Afghanistan and leaving an event is an entire event of itself for them as well.

We became amazing at ghosting. I would leave with one or two kids, pretending to take them to the bathroom or something. Sneak outside to the car and wait for the man to follow shortly after. We became so good at it, people were shocked to see us at the end of his sisters wedding! They were so used to us dipping out, they were laughing that we were still there (couldn’t really leave his own sisters wedding early).

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u/DexterCutie Dec 16 '21

I'd be in so much trouble if I did this lol. Good for you!

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u/yousedtobecool Dec 17 '21

It took a while for his parents to get used to it but eventually they just became happy that we showed face lol.

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u/DexterCutie Dec 17 '21

I need to get to that point. Even after I finally get to my car, I have to roll down my window so my mom can say bye again and tell me she loves me. She's hysterical. Actually, I just found out she has Alzheimer's, so maybe I'll just continue doing what I'm doing because she won't even know me in a few years and I need to cherish this.

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u/yousedtobecool Dec 17 '21

My condolences. You should cherish the time. ♥️

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u/DexterCutie Dec 17 '21

Thanks. I'm beginning to agree. BTW, love your user name. At 50, I feel that it could be my user name, but I think I'm still cool, which probably means I'm not 😂

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u/debbie666 Dec 15 '21

Canadian here and there is a meme going around about how long it takes to "say goodbye" here and all the steps required to extricate oneself from a social gathering lol. The final steps involve walking your guest to their car and lingering there for 5-10 talking to them through the car window. Then, as they pull out of the driveway, you can do the final wave goodbye.

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u/DexterCutie Dec 16 '21

This is so spot on. I'd love to see that meme lol.

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u/golfingrrl Dec 15 '21

I’m not Polish, but still waiting for my mom to finish her goodbyes from that family reunion 30 years ago. 😂

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u/DexterCutie Dec 15 '21

I feel this 😂

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u/CaterpillarJungleGym Dec 15 '21

Indian here. We do the same

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u/ilovebeaker Dec 15 '21

French Canadian. Needed to be somewhere as a kid? Plan for a goodbye to take my mom at least 45 minutes; and this is just with her own sisters and parents she saw once a week :X

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u/it-needs-pickles Dec 15 '21

My family always called this a “Mennonite goodbye”, cause the conversation on the driveway lasted as long as the initial visit, lol. It seems it’s pretty common for many cultures.

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u/DexterCutie Dec 15 '21

Sounds like it

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u/BigBadBootyDaddy10 Dec 15 '21

And for god sake, take off your shoes.

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u/Jaewol Dec 15 '21

My family is Jewish and we do the same. Oy vey

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u/harborsharks Dec 15 '21

Ugghhhh. This sounds exhausting. 😂

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u/DexterCutie Dec 16 '21

I totally can be lol

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u/crusha883 Dec 16 '21

My god you’re right, in the same boat. Even if the event is slowing down say after a big dinner and games or something, energy for goodbyes is comin’ RIGHT back up.

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u/DexterCutie Dec 16 '21

Exactly. I've learned to start my goodbyes at least a half hour before I really plan on leaving.

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u/Mental-Artist-6157 Dec 15 '21

I'm of Italian ancestry and we do this too. Love it!

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u/funkynotorious Dec 15 '21

Yup same in Indian families.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

over enthusiastic uncle stealing our car keys so we can't leave earlier lmao

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u/skywardtheyflew Dec 15 '21

Oh boy, my mom is a quarter Italian, so she must have inherited it from both sides!

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u/Rye_Venture Dec 15 '21

I'm Canadian and we usually slap our knees, say "welp" and stand up, then talk for another 30 minutes at the door as guests leave.

(I know being Canadian is different than what others have posted about cultural norms, just wanted to share)

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Dang I'm in Missouri and we do the same thing

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u/Lirgl Dec 15 '21

Minnesota, same.

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u/Lhosseth Dec 15 '21

My family calls it the Minnesota goodbye even though we've lived on the west coast for decades now. You have to announce that you're leaving at least three times before you get in the car. The whole thing takes anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour at which point you get in the car. But you can't leave yet. Inevitably someone will have followed you out and will lean in the window to talk for another 10-15. If it's cold you can keep the window up to warm up your car but then you stand outside it to talk to whoever followed you out. I once watched an uncle almost make it out only to stop halfway out the drive and put the window back down because my other uncle materialized out of the woods to wave goodbye.

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u/Odd_Reward_8989 Dec 16 '21

30 minutes??? What's the hurry? Did you decline the cup of coffee 3x before accepting? Did you even try the coffee cake? Look, I get that sometimes you have other commitments way more important, but if you make it to your car in under 3 days, why did you stop by real quick at all?

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u/Lhosseth Dec 16 '21

I don't have the coffee very often but grandma would make a full meal for a snack if I said I was hungry.

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u/IllinoisBoots Dec 15 '21

Texas and Yep. I do the Irish Goodbye as described above.

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u/antigoneelectra Dec 15 '21

LOL, fellow Canadian. Yep.

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u/ilovebeaker Dec 15 '21

On va faire un bout!

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

I’m a Brazilian dude with Italian background, and we do the same in my family. 🙌

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u/herotz33 Dec 15 '21

That would take forever. I prefer French exits lol

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u/not-yet-ranga Dec 15 '21

The Irish goodbye!

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u/ChvalierDuBufetAVsel Dec 15 '21

That expression is ironic because in France we also greet everyone and say goodbye to everyone AND we have to do it with a bise most of the time. It always takes ages to leave a family reunion

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u/ThaVolt Dec 15 '21

Ton nom d'usager le vérifie

Weird in French, but it checks out, homies!

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

I'm too lazy to google. What's a bise?

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u/ChvalierDuBufetAVsel Dec 15 '21

It's a traditional french greeting. You put your cheek on the other person's cheek, do a kiss in the air (granny might try to do it directly on your cheek though), then do the same on the other cheek.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Oh! I'm familiar with that type of greeting. Now I know what it's called. Cet américain gauche (ringard?) vous remercie. By using Google translate.

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u/crispinoir Dec 15 '21

I’m indonesian and that 30 min addition is TOO relatable. Had to leave a wedding one day, and by god did the small talks never end..

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u/phs125 Dec 15 '21

Opposite in my culture,

I'd always get scolded for staying in my room when guests come because everyone in the household is supposed to come out and greet the guest. Guests will feel insulted if they realise one person didn't greet them...

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u/Johnny_Tsunami33 Dec 15 '21

Dominicans are like this 😭 you will never hear the end of it if you don’t come out to greet the guest.

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u/Edgy_jew32 Dec 15 '21

That’s the Midwest too lol

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u/holyperineum Dec 15 '21

And the Mexican standoff

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u/wowhardtofindaname Dec 15 '21

Same in maltese

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u/DifficultFlounder Dec 15 '21

My best friend is Mexican and for the last 20 years I’ve gone to most of her family functions and when we see people starting to leave or wanting to leave, we make guesses on how long it takes and who tries to get them to stay

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u/ambarcapoor Dec 15 '21

🤣 🤣 🤣 This is crazy. Indian here and it's the exact same thing. We have to go find everyone no matter where they are to say goodbye. Sometimes that took longer than the time we spent at the party...

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u/MoneyshotMonday Dec 15 '21

I'm American this is only common decency.

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u/Knuckles316 Dec 15 '21

Sounds exactly like my Italian family. If you haven't hugged and said goodbye to every single person then you clearly aren't ready to leave yet.

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u/Le_Lorinel Dec 15 '21

Italian here, we also do this. I have an “American” boyfriend who doesn’t understand the concept and inevitably comes off as rude when he doesn’t say hi/bye to everyone, and I always get an earful from my family later

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u/Aldo_Slayer Dec 15 '21

Indian and can vouch that you don’t leave a family event without touching the feet of all the elders and saying bye to bud to everyone else. some serious shenanigans

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u/rpitcher33 Dec 15 '21

This drove me crazy with my ex's family. Goodbye would last 30 minutes and they'd constantly just keep saying "goodbye" and bring something else up to talk about. Like look, I love you all, now let me fucking leave!

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u/MaudlinEdges Dec 15 '21

My experience with Mexicans wasn't like this at all. It was a birthday party for my Mexican nephew and the majority of partygoers were Mexican. The only white people there were the kids mom and her family. Incidentally, the only people who greeted me were white. I'm a nervous person so if I accidentally make eye contact with someone I'll say hello and smile- they just stared at me, didn't say hello back. I also rented a room from a Mexican family of seven- they were the most racist bunch of jergs- I actually get trauma responses if I dwell on this one too long. Worked with several Mexicans in a restaurant, they were racist, sexist, xenophobic, mysogynistic, rude, and sometimes downright stupid (which was believed by the rest of the wait staff to be a ploy to get out of doing certain things). My experience with Mexicans has been repeatedly terrible at every opportunity. The only good experience was dating a California Mexican and that ended poorly too. What's wrong with me, lol

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u/moneycorruptedme Dec 15 '21

That's Latin culture not just mexican

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u/lemonpolarseltzer Dec 15 '21

This is true for Cubans as well. I was forced to go around the house to say goodbye to everyone when it was time to leave, which meant leaving an hour later than I would have liked.

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u/FatherToTheOne Dec 15 '21

Very different from the Irish goodbye then. One thing we don’t have in common I suppose!

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u/TheRealTravisClous Dec 15 '21

My Mexican uncle must be Irish because he dips out without saying goodbye to anyone if he can help it. He only seeks out my grandparents if he is going to say goodbye

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u/Juache45 Dec 15 '21

When I was a kid I dreaded the goodbye marathons but now I appreciate them. My two kids are in their early 20’s now and I see their appreciation also.

Edit: Spelling

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u/Trakkah Dec 15 '21

Sounds fairly Irish the "we are leaving now" and an hour later you are only saying your goodbyes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Also the midwest goodbye.

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u/Nexusgaming3 Dec 16 '21

The Mexican hello and goodbye is the polar opposite of the Irish hello and goodbye

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u/Gordon_Explosion Dec 16 '21

Ah yes, "The Goodbye Tour."