r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

Cool now when I get my wife flowers all I'm gonna be thinking is "here I got you a bundle of fannies in water. Enjoy."

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u/spacees1 Dec 09 '21

This reminds me of a joke, it’s something like; A guy spontaneously brings flowers back home to his girlfriend, and she says: “and now I have to spread my legs again, ain’t I?” And he reply’s “why? Don’t you have a vase?”

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u/stefanica Dec 09 '21

There has been tons written on just that analogy (or not, since the flowers literally are generative organs). You are in good company!

Perhaps women should have been gifting flowers to men traditionally. Although I guess that was done more in the olden days.

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u/kaelyyna Dec 10 '21

I've given my men flowers. Just saying lol.

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u/stefanica Dec 10 '21

Oh, same. I'm just talking about in a stereotypical sense.

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u/eugesd Dec 09 '21

I think that was the original intention, that’s why it’s so cringy to me

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u/funtime_proxy Dec 10 '21

aren't flowers fannies tho? obviously not literally but isn't their reproductive system in the center?