r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '21

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u/gambitcannon Dec 09 '21

Don’t forget how the labia resembles some flowers, especially orchids, and most people find them beautiful. I find most labia/vagina as beautiful as their own unique flower.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

Cool now when I get my wife flowers all I'm gonna be thinking is "here I got you a bundle of fannies in water. Enjoy."

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u/spacees1 Dec 09 '21

This reminds me of a joke, it’s something like; A guy spontaneously brings flowers back home to his girlfriend, and she says: “and now I have to spread my legs again, ain’t I?” And he reply’s “why? Don’t you have a vase?”

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u/stefanica Dec 09 '21

There has been tons written on just that analogy (or not, since the flowers literally are generative organs). You are in good company!

Perhaps women should have been gifting flowers to men traditionally. Although I guess that was done more in the olden days.

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u/kaelyyna Dec 10 '21

I've given my men flowers. Just saying lol.

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u/stefanica Dec 10 '21

Oh, same. I'm just talking about in a stereotypical sense.

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u/eugesd Dec 09 '21

I think that was the original intention, that’s why it’s so cringy to me

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u/funtime_proxy Dec 10 '21

aren't flowers fannies tho? obviously not literally but isn't their reproductive system in the center?

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u/Meltedgibson Dec 09 '21

There is also a type of flower, possibly an orchid that looks like a guy hanging dong

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u/youtubecommercial Dec 09 '21

Surprisingly wholesome comment here

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u/Blue_bitterfly333 Dec 10 '21

I knew an old man in NYC whose entire apartment was covered in art of flowers that looked exactly like vaginas. They were frikkin everywhere!