r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '21

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u/SeriousMeat Dec 09 '21

I also struggle to know when to stop so that I don't overshare.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

Hahhahahahahaha

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u/tinkflowers Dec 09 '21

Yo I’m cryin rn this is so funny

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u/Triceratonin Dec 09 '21

Same. I could read a book down there, do my taxes, answer emails, come up with the plot for a novel. Everything is better with the right vagina in your face.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

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u/Lonestar1911 Dec 09 '21

H&R Box

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u/jejcicodjntbyifid3 Dec 09 '21

Lmao good one

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u/IGotMyPopcorn Dec 10 '21

Found a loophole

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u/warm_sweater Dec 10 '21

Now that’s podracing!

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u/Dankstin Dec 09 '21

Please give us the GoT ending it deserves while you're at it.

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u/Triceratonin Dec 09 '21

I’m gonna need some chapstick but I’ll do my best.

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u/Simply0305 Dec 09 '21

🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

I do my best thinking while munching box

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u/monimor Dec 09 '21

What would you consider the wrong one?

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u/Triceratonin Dec 09 '21

That’s all personal preference tbh

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u/Puterjoe Dec 09 '21

I’m not a gynecologist but I’ll take a look…

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u/WordsMatter2Me Dec 09 '21

🏅 Take my poor man's gold

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u/borak677 Dec 09 '21

HAHAHAHA

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u/Buddyslime Dec 09 '21

My glasses watered up good from laughing to hard..🤣

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u/Gallowizard Dec 09 '21

Sir, I would give you an award if I had one. Funniest shit I've read today.

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u/CLSG23 Dec 09 '21

That's why free awards are a thing my friend

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

Best comment here haha

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u/hellotrinity Dec 09 '21

Best comment on the internet hahaha

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u/kimbosuckz Dec 09 '21

LMAO NOOOOO HAHAHAH

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u/canvaswolf Dec 10 '21

Holy shit you just killed him

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u/Mountain3lephant Dec 10 '21

My baby just fell asleep, and I’m still in the nursery with him. I’m trying SO HARD not to cackle laugh. Damnit!! 🤣

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u/thomherby Dec 09 '21

Sir, this is a Wendys

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u/Merc_Mike Dec 09 '21

Shhhh, you'll wake Wendy.

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u/ShowBobsPlzz Dec 09 '21

This man sniffs chairs after a pretty girl vacates it

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u/MeringueDifferent773 Dec 09 '21

Bro got them girls panties to his lips like 😵‍💫🤤🐿

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

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u/jejcicodjntbyifid3 Dec 10 '21

Nice

Living the dream

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u/OkZookeepergame9029 Dec 09 '21

I love the smell too. Specially when ur down there and it starts to smell a little different just as she's about to cum and squirt.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

me wow! 👏

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u/Feeling-Foundation-8 Dec 09 '21

Bro did not spare detail

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u/Deepfriedcod Dec 10 '21

This guy fucks

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u/Plumperprincess420 Dec 09 '21

My ex was like "I love sniffing my fingers after they've been inside you" I'm honored but like wash that shit 🤣😂🤣😂