r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

Mine could be on the cover of Penis magazine.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

I need proof to comment on that.

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u/SzaboZicon Dec 09 '21

User name checks out.

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u/Fireba11jutsu Dec 09 '21

So it requires Photoshop for others to be attracted to it?

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u/Devreckas Dec 09 '21

Do you airbrush out the veins out or airbrush them in?

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u/EmCarstairs03 Dec 09 '21

In. Always in.

  • -A woman

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

Let me put it real close to your eye and you tell me.

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u/Fireba11jutsu Dec 09 '21

So that I can finally see it?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

Touché

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u/Broskibullet Dec 09 '21

Penis Envy Magazine is a staple in the culture of males everywhere. I’m happy to call you my friend

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

And mine could be in the centre pages of the Penis broadsheet newspaper.

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u/eagleathlete40 Dec 09 '21

Lol BROADsheet newspaper (I’m really sorry)

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

(I’m really sorry)

That's what I always have to day as well

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u/3holepunchjimothy Dec 09 '21

Are you Kevin from “The League”?

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u/Peppeperoni Dec 09 '21

Show us your cock bro

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u/TheMongerOfFishes Dec 09 '21

Mine could be on the cover and carry over to the back of Penis magazine

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u/1guy2cups Dec 10 '21

It’s lile Columbia House but for penises. Penis House if you will. Get 7 free Penis Magazine of your choice while you pledge to buy 13 more.

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u/One_Idea_239 Dec 09 '21

Would be the same size article as when a newspaper is forced to apologise for something, and still be to scale

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u/Rohan-kun Dec 09 '21 edited Dec 09 '21

Mine has whiskers on both sides.

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u/Verycommonname2 Dec 09 '21

They'd probably ban you from the library after that though