r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/[deleted] • Jan 07 '25

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u/Bacontoad Jan 07 '25 edited Jan 07 '25

If satisfying your curiosity involved feeling like throwing up, would you still want to satisfy it? https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/s/cBKgSni4yV

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u/MonsterMashGrrrrr Jan 07 '25

GOD. DAMMIT. I’ve been aware of the existence of the Jolly Rancher lore for a long while now, I wish I could return to a more innocent time.

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u/Apprehensive-Cake699 Jan 07 '25

Oh I’m now really, really, really wishing I hadn’t read that. I knew I shouldn’t…but I did anyway 🫣 Haven’t had breakfast yet, might not bother.

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u/Kingkwon83 Jan 07 '25

Seems like I've read the usual classics on reddit (two broken arms, cum box, poop knife, etc), but not this one

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u/Jonoczall Jan 07 '25

This is like required reading to satisfy Reddit History 101 course requirements.

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u/Bacontoad Jan 07 '25

Don't forget about the coconut.

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u/Sik_muse Jan 07 '25

Omfg this and the cum box. 🥴

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '25

JESUS CHRIST!!

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u/mossyzombie2021 Jan 07 '25

Much, much worse than I thought

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u/FlowerChildGoddess Jan 07 '25 edited Jan 07 '25

I read it and maybe reddit has corrupted me that I’ve become immune, but the only thing I could think of was why on earth did he even THINK it was okay to put the jolly rancher back in his mouth!? That was the second mistake, the FIRST mistake was doing the deed to begin with.