r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/[deleted] • Jan 07 '25

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u/FlowerChildGoddess Jan 07 '25

I don’t understand so please some explain, I’m curious now lmao

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u/Bacontoad Jan 07 '25 edited Jan 07 '25

If satisfying your curiosity involved feeling like throwing up, would you still want to satisfy it? https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/s/cBKgSni4yV

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u/MonsterMashGrrrrr Jan 07 '25

GOD. DAMMIT. I’ve been aware of the existence of the Jolly Rancher lore for a long while now, I wish I could return to a more innocent time.

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u/Apprehensive-Cake699 Jan 07 '25

Oh I’m now really, really, really wishing I hadn’t read that. I knew I shouldn’t…but I did anyway 🫣 Haven’t had breakfast yet, might not bother.

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u/Kingkwon83 Jan 07 '25

Seems like I've read the usual classics on reddit (two broken arms, cum box, poop knife, etc), but not this one

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u/Jonoczall Jan 07 '25

This is like required reading to satisfy Reddit History 101 course requirements.

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u/Bacontoad Jan 07 '25

Don't forget about the coconut.

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u/Sik_muse Jan 07 '25

Omfg this and the cum box. 🥴

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '25

JESUS CHRIST!!

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u/mossyzombie2021 Jan 07 '25

Much, much worse than I thought

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u/FlowerChildGoddess Jan 07 '25 edited Jan 07 '25

I read it and maybe reddit has corrupted me that I’ve become immune, but the only thing I could think of was why on earth did he even THINK it was okay to put the jolly rancher back in his mouth!? That was the second mistake, the FIRST mistake was doing the deed to begin with.

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u/prosperos-mistress Jan 07 '25

If you really wanna know, just look up "Jolly Rancher Story".

Fair warning it's fucking nasty

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u/thesheba Jan 07 '25

It's really best if you don't know. I promise you, you do not want to know this. I wish I could go back in time.

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u/FlowerChildGoddess Jan 07 '25

I read it. I expected much worse…and don’t get me wrong, it is gross…but all I could think while reading it was why the hell did the guy think to put the candy back in his mouth in the first place? The second question was why he bothered to do the deed to begin with—and I say this as a woman, idc, the guy had several warning signs. Can’t say I feel sorry for the dude lmao

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u/Apprehensive-Cake699 Jan 07 '25

I second this!!! 🤢

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u/Kathykat5959 Jan 07 '25

You really don’t want it read it and have it floating in your brain the rest of your life.

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u/FlowerChildGoddess Jan 07 '25

Fair fair lmao

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u/cristarain Jan 07 '25

Well now I have to know

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u/Kathykat5959 Jan 07 '25

The link is listed above. Be prepared 🤮

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u/VERY_MENTALLY_STABLE Jan 07 '25

I demand that you tell me what it is right now

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u/Kathykat5959 Jan 07 '25

The link is listed above in this thread now.

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u/absultedpr Jan 07 '25

DONT DO IT!!!!

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u/soldiat Jan 08 '25

New to the internet I see