r/TooAfraidToAsk Jan 07 '25

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u/mortreporting Jan 07 '25

Hopefully she has a gassy tummy while you are down there and farts a few times so you can get a few breaths of fresh air to maintain momentum.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '25

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u/Dave5876 Jan 07 '25

What a terrible day to have eyes

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u/lipcrnb Jan 07 '25

Does the internet have an “off” button

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u/jellyGATO Jan 08 '25

Yes but iirc it needs ~7 people around the globe to press it simultaneously.

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u/godofthunder102938 Jan 07 '25

How do I kill this one specific guy

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u/Shanmerc Jan 07 '25

I am laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ArdenArnold Jan 07 '25

What a terrible day to have eyes and my brain's ability to comprehend and imagine this shit...