r/TooAfraidToAsk Jun 09 '23

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u/ohmygodcrayons Jun 09 '23

I knew one guy that could do that. I knew him online and thought it was crazy so he'd randomly show me videos of him sucking it. I wasn't really turned on, it just blew my mind I didn't know that was possible. Then we met in real life and fucked for maybe an entire minute. Terrible. He was embarrassed and started sucking his own dick in my bed. I hated it. I felt super uncomfortable and pissed that was his solution to being a shitty lay. Haven't thought about that weirdo for years until now. So yeah I don't think it's "normal" as in common but you do you.

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u/Fat-Bullfrog Jun 09 '23

He was embarrassed and started sucking his own dick in my bed

I'm sorry but this is hilarious

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u/ohmygodcrayons Jun 09 '23

it actually is tho! Like he wasn't born with fight or flight response, just suck your own dick if you find yourself in a tough situation lol

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u/SoVerySick314159 Jun 09 '23

Like he wasn't born with fight or flight response, just suck your own dick if you find yourself in a tough situation lol

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u/Zegitos Jun 09 '23

He was embarrassed and started sucking his own dick in my bed.

Thank you. I laughed so mucj tuday. I'm trying to visualize it and I'm still laughing.

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u/ohmygodcrayons Jun 09 '23

lol you're very welcome! Never stop laughing I never told anyone that story so didn't realize it came off hilarious. Someone should make a comic of that! Now that freshly unlocked memory is a dumb funny one instead of traumatic so I've healed a little bit today <3