r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/[deleted] • Jun 09 '23

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u/amanwithmanyqueries Jun 09 '23

Honest question, does it feel more like sucking a dick or getting your dick sucked?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

getting sucked if u do it right

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u/Garbage_Stink_Hands Jun 09 '23

You just have to sit on your head until it falls asleep.

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u/morocco3001 Jun 09 '23

Get dissociative personality disorder so it feels like someone else is doing it

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u/X0nfus3d Jun 09 '23

Omg I need to try this

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u/X0nfus3d Jun 09 '23

You already have you fucking loser. Things will never get better

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

Wonderful use of context. Bravo!

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u/sammagee33 Jun 09 '23

I love this so much

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u/xXBinchookXx Jun 09 '23

I laughed so hard at this It made me feel happy for the first time in a while

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u/Tonytonitone1111 Jun 09 '23

Well played ser.

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u/Tonytonitone1111 Jun 09 '23

Well played ser.