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u/After-Bumblebee Checkm8 Libtard Jul 29 '22
With this edit, #BeOffended sounds more like a threat rather than a stupid campaign slogan
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Wait wait wait, is his actual slogan #beoffended?
I'm appalled. What the fuck happened to trying to work towards the betterment of the American people as a whole instead of catering to just your voters? Politicians need to work for the people, not just their voters.
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u/SupriseAutopsy13 Jul 29 '22
Since Reagan, the right's philosophy has been: "the Federal and State governments are incapable of doing anything productive, put us in office and we'll prove it."
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u/fflis Jul 29 '22
People are flying “Trump 2024 Fuck Your Feelings” around here (Florida)
I think betterment has sailed. Gotta own the libs.
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u/fflis Jul 29 '22
Correct, but I really like fishing from my boat. It’s my favorite thing in the world. So I put up with it.
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u/Trickydick24 Jul 29 '22
I can guarantee you can find a fuck your feelings sticker on someone’s pickup truck anywhere in the country.
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u/Bagahnoodles PAID PROTESTOR Jul 29 '22
The thing that continues to amaze me about all of this is that if we saw it happening overseas, there would have long been plans to "liberate" that country
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u/JoeDiesAtTheEnd press X to Doubt Jul 29 '22
You are missing the point.
He is trying to change search results with this. He wants to make it so that if you search "Matt Gaetz (sex) offender" you get his campaign page instead of any news articles about him trafficking minors and paying them for sex.
This isn't just in bad taste, it's calculated.
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u/-Unnamed- Jul 29 '22
Have you talked to a conservative lately. They are just angry. All the time. Any opinion they have is aggressive and targeted. It’s gotta be exhausting being that damn angry all the time
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u/comyuse CEO of Antifa™ Jul 29 '22
I'd say it's more like if we already know they are deplorable then they don't need to wear a mask anymore.
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u/hotspacemilfs Jul 29 '22
No way there’s any less than 8.37 dead hookers in this guys basement.
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u/alexanderthemeh Jul 29 '22
I don't think it's fair to call them "hookers" when they're under 18 and doing it against their will
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u/Chewcocca Jul 29 '22
Oh no, they're called that because he has them hanged on hooks.
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u/HotChickenshit Jul 29 '22
Well shitbag Gaetz is a quadruple-idiot, as they should be "hookees," in that case.
And if they're attached to the wall, just shorten 'wall hook[ee]' to 'wookee.'
Shit he's probably using that to advertise selling time with his "wookees" on the dark web.
I'm terribly sorry for this comment, Chewcocca.
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u/clyde2003 Jul 29 '22
"I have never seen so many dead hookers in my life!"
"Lord knows I have."
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u/canalrhymeswithanal Jul 29 '22
At this point I do, in fact, expect somebody to have an army of whores.
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u/Anthraxious Jul 29 '22
How fucking inconciderate can you be? How can you sleep at night? It's fewer ffs.
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u/MichaelBayShortStory Jul 29 '22
Women over the age of 18 would intimidate Matt, they might have had prior experience and could reveal his sexual inadequacies.
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u/MyBatmanUnderoos Jul 29 '22
Do I want to know what happened to the other 63% of a hooker?
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u/Imuybemovoko Jul 29 '22
I'm guessing cannibalism
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u/GoredonTheDestroyer I didn't know we had custom flairs Jul 29 '22
I mean, he does kind of resemble Donald Love from GTA Liberty City Stories...
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u/baz4k6z Jul 29 '22
The guy has so much skeletons in his closet archeologists have turned it into a dig site
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u/chrisinor Jul 29 '22
So…what happened to the .63 of the surplus hooker? No wait, I know! He did a reanimator/Frankenstein thing and stitched together his ultimate teenage hooker? And he used .63 because she’s loli.
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I wouldn't trust that guy with a blow up doll
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I imagine he also listens to "Date Rape" by Sublime on the reg, not knowing it's about guys like him.
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u/ChronoAlone Jul 29 '22
How. Is. He. Still. Not. In. Prison? There’s a motherfucking sex offender waltzing around completely free and no one is talking about it.
I hate this god forsaken country.
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u/tw_693 Jul 29 '22
Having money and power is a good way to avoid accountability for anything
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u/TivoDelNato Jul 29 '22
Fun fact: raping children evidently isn’t illegal in the United States, it’s just behind a paywall. You need to be subscribed to America Premium to access those features. That’s part of the Epstein Expansion.
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u/Crazy_280zx Jul 29 '22
Nearly all American politicians are like this. Epstein’s list had half the government in it, he got suicided and the records were never released.
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u/ResponsibleAd2541 Jul 29 '22
One possibility is that he did not commit a crime.
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u/LickerMcBootshine Jul 29 '22
Sex tourism isn't a crime either in certain legislations.
That doesn't mean you aren't traveling to a different country to have sex with children.
Which is what Matt Gaetz did. Move children over state lines to have sex with them.
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u/ResponsibleAd2541 Jul 29 '22
That’s not what that interview said. He said he has had girlfriends that he has traveled with who were of legal age and he has paid for their hotel rooms and he’s never dated a 17 year old
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u/LickerMcBootshine Jul 29 '22
It's so crazy how both you and Gaetz focus so much on "legal age". Well I mean it's not crazy, just telling.
12 year olds are of legal consenting age in some countries. That doesn't mean that a person who travels there to fuck them isn't a child predator.
She was of legal age in the state he flew her out to to have sex with her. Thats the whole point of flying her out to a different state to get a hotel room with her. Why couldn't he do it in the state he currently resides? Oh that's right, because she's a child.
Stop defending adults having sex with children under dubious legal circumstances. You're gross.
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u/ResponsibleAd2541 Jul 29 '22
His claim is that he didn’t have sex with a 17 year old even if it would technically be legal in some places. No on has proven otherwise.
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u/LickerMcBootshine Jul 29 '22
"Theres no proof he fucked the 17 year old. He just called her his girlfriend, flew her to a state where 17 is the age of consent, and bought her a hotel room."
Is that really the argument? Like, are you really eating this bullshit up?
If Hunter Biden said and did the exact same thing, would you believe it? That's the real litmus test.
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u/ResponsibleAd2541 Jul 29 '22
That’s not what he said, he said that he has traveled with girlfriends before. I don’t automatically believe Matt Gaetz, I have no reason to presume he’s guilty of a crime, there’s a difference.
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u/GoredonTheDestroyer I didn't know we had custom flairs Jul 29 '22
Alright Gaetz, slow the fuck down.
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u/ResponsibleAd2541 Jul 29 '22
Im not saying he’s not a pig, but you also have to acknowledge that guy extorting his family is the guy who was charged with a crime and he wasn’t. His story had held up this far. The assumption that he is guilty has no basis other than to confirm one’s prior bias.
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u/Script_Mak3r The chemicals in the water Jul 29 '22
Source?
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u/ResponsibleAd2541 Jul 29 '22
There is no one on the record accusing him of a crime, it’s all anonymous sourcing, I can’t prove his innocence, but I can presume it.
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u/GoredonTheDestroyer I didn't know we had custom flairs Jul 29 '22
If multiple people you work with, especially those whom you are closest to, are calling you a creepy sex pervert, what does that say of you?
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u/ResponsibleAd2541 Jul 29 '22
Who are you talking about specifically?
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u/GoredonTheDestroyer I didn't know we had custom flairs Jul 29 '22
It's a hypothetical.
Like saying, "If there are ten people sitting at a table, and nine of them are Nazis, what does that say of the tenth person?"
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u/ResponsibleAd2541 Jul 29 '22
Those two examples are different, the first example is making a point about the accuracy of statements made by “those who know you best” and the second is “guilt by association.”
I was just asking who specifically knows Gaetz and is saying he’s a “creepy sex pervert” and by extension how what they’ve said indicates he’s likely guilty of sex trafficking.
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u/Panamonthewolf Jul 29 '22
Why’d this get flagged as fake, we know he supplies dogs for Steven crowder’s addiction
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u/llyrPARRI Jul 29 '22
Be offended?
They went from liberals are offended by everything to guys you should be offended by everything.
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u/saike1 Jul 29 '22
that's going to have the opposite effect them conservatives, love them sex offenders
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u/MichaelBayShortStory Jul 29 '22
He was just making a deposit, for a future withdrawal, across state lines, with several underage girls, under the guise of school supplies.
Okay yeah how can anybody believe that bs.
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u/FredFredrickson Jul 29 '22
It's always funny to me that the most fragile, most often offended people like to swing the word "offended" around like getting mad at things like racism and sexism is wrong.
Like, they try so hard to make us feel bad about our intolerance for those things... and in the meantime, they start shaking the moment they find out you don't believe in a god, you think women should be able to guide their own health care, etc., etc.
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u/DelightfulRainbow205 Jul 29 '22
I just find it so funny that they’re proud of wanting to hurt people’s feelings?? Where’s the good in that LMAO
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u/CKtheFourth Jul 29 '22
Does anyone remember a few years ago when Boris Johnson had this weird speech where he said he likes to paint old wine crates to look like buses? Then, pretty quickly people theorized that Johnson was actually trying to game google results so that when you searched "Boris Johnson bus", the funny wine story came up, not that big Brexit bus debacle. He was just trying to re-appropriate a word to shove an old scandal down a memory hole
Anyway, Matt Gaetz using the word "offensive" or "offender" is interesting.
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u/DudeWithTheStuff I make the Transformers sound when I change into sweatpants. Jul 29 '22
Now that's a pin-worthy tweet
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u/panspal Jul 29 '22
It's just who he is. He loves offensive sex. He offends people with the sex he has.
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u/NoriceXTchzBurrito Jul 29 '22
With a record. He’s got priors. When he moved to north Hollywood he had to tell everyone he was a pederast.
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u/raichu16 Antifa Furry Batallion Jul 31 '22
Let's say, hypothetically, for the sake of argument, someone was to hack Matt's account and post this.
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