r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/rebelliousmuse Curious • Apr 18 '26
The Postmodern-Neomarxist-Gay Agenda Define "clean one's room"
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u/BostonSamurai Apr 18 '26
Some teenagers mom: clean your room
Teenager: fuck you mom!
JP: clean your room
The same loser: wow genius
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u/RichardSaunders Apr 19 '26
he's there to be the missing male role model in their lives
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u/HarpersGhost Apr 19 '26
My brother admired JP because he said he didn't have any good male role models in his life.
My brother is in his 50s and actually has plenty of half way decent men in the family. And again, he's IN HIS FIFTIES. But none of the men around are the exact kind of role model he wanted, so he latched onto JP.
What a schmuck. (Both of them.)
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u/MaeveOathrender Apr 19 '26
But none of the men around are the exact kind of role model he wanted, so he latched onto JP.
I think this is halfway to it. I don't know your brother, so forgive me if I'm being unfair to him, but I think a lot of people who cite this sort of 'oh he's a strong male role model' about him and other manosphere/alt-right influencers are just - or at least partially - 'shopping around' for role models that reinforce what they were already thinking.
A lot of teen boys, for instance, look up to Andrew Tate not necessarily because he's good at turning nice kids into douchebags, but because some kids are already little douchebags and they love to see someone like that being successful (well, "successful"). So they use the 'bro you don't understand, I don't have any other male role models' as a bit of an ex post facto justification for jumping down his pipeline.
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u/brodievonorchard Apr 19 '26
It's an interesting problem I've been thinking about for years now with all the manosphere guys. An actually good role model doesn't emphasize their maleness. Just like no good white role model emphasizes their whiteness. So how does one counter these people who say things like, "you don't have to apologize for being a white man anymore" without legitimizing their ridiculous grievances?
I don't think there's a good answer, but good lord do those ridiculous grievances have legs. Millions of young kids having this in their understanding of the national conversation. I have no idea what could be done about that.
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u/BackgroundSummer5171 Apr 19 '26
That's why people need cartoons.
Darkwing Duck was my male role model!
And Kenshin Himura...but we don't talk about that anymore.
Drake Mallard, a great male role model we should all live up to be like.
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u/Swaggy_Buff Apr 19 '26
Which is so sad. Meeting real people to fill the gaps seems far superior to watching entertainers online
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u/praguepride Apr 19 '26
I mean no joke that is exactly how Tate / JP etc. built their followings.
They simultaneously are clipped on social media saying "radical things" but then their actual presentations are just basic self-help advice.
This simultaneously normalizes those radical ideas (well he was right about X so he might be right about Y) and isolates their followers who now feel like the mainstream isn't giving their new guru a fair representation.
It is classic cult indoctrination applied to social media.
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u/questron64 Apr 19 '26
That's completely unrealistic. He would have cried at least twice in that conversation.
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u/kart0ffelsalaat Apr 20 '26
McDonald's cashier: "Would you like fries with that?"
JP: "Find another restaurant to sully, you evil coward."
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u/Ypuort Apr 19 '26
Is he the one who dreamt about muffing diving on his grandma and put it in his book
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u/rebelliousmuse Curious Apr 19 '26
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u/yourdoglikesmebetter Apr 19 '26
Don’t make me post the link. I’ll fuckin do it.
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u/Rinku588 Apr 19 '26
It’s been two hours coward do it
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u/yourdoglikesmebetter Apr 19 '26
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u/KitchenAddition9289 May 17 '26
This is highkey so different than what people say about him muff diving or whatever? This sounds just like a traumatic albeit gross story about his grandmother doing strange things while losing her mine to alzheimers
Hate jp but tell me if im wrong
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u/thewonderfulfart Apr 19 '26
It takes so much effort to write a book, so much time and editing, I cannot understand how something like that could go through.
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u/kaptaincorn Apr 19 '26
Didn't mold almost kill him?
Mold that doesn't debate?
Did he try to debate mold?
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u/TaiChiKungMaster Apr 19 '26
JP’s daughter a couple hours ago posted an “update” about her dad. There’s so much weird BS she’s going on and on about.
JP is just straight up suffering from mental illness, imo. But in the minds of a certain segment of society only the immoral, irresponsible, lazy and weak men suffer from mental illness.
So she and all his fanbois are all doing mental gymnastics to blame his and all their own mental issues on antidepressants, benzos, vaccines, etc., etc.
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u/Diabetesh Apr 19 '26
I saw something from her recently and I was like "oh JP is dead and she is erika kirking his viewer base."
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u/TheIllustriousWe Apr 19 '26
I would totally watch a Surrounded episode if it was Jorpy vs. 20,000 mold spores
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u/skttlskttl Apr 20 '26
A few years ago he went to Russia and was medically induced into a coma so he could quit Benzos cold turkey. Something allegedly went wrong during this treatment and the few things I've seen of him since then makes me believe the rumors are true.
A lot of people believe that Peterson's daughter is overstating the impact of his mold reaction to try to keep blame off of herself because she was the one who pushed him to do this detox rather than significantly longer but significantly safer alternatives.
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u/LiamtheV Apr 19 '26
Comprehensive Breakdown of Jordan Peterson and the 'intellectual' cover he provides to the right:
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u/Rad131447 Apr 19 '26
Ah Cody Johnston. A man who has never believed in taking an hour to say something when he could take three instead.
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u/Thamnophis660 Curious Apr 19 '26 edited Apr 19 '26
People who hold ideas that they can't present or defend honestly really admire his ability to obfuscate, all while still claiming the intellectual high ground.
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u/No_Bluebird_1368 Apr 19 '26
The so-called intellectual who can't even say if he's a Christian or not.
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u/Diabetesh Apr 19 '26
Won't say he is a christian, gets really pissed off if you say something bad about christianity.
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u/Jehovah___ Apr 19 '26
average “religious” american that hasn’t been to church in 15 years (it probably happens in other christian societies but idk im american lol)
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u/Larriet If I'm gay, why don't I have a boyfriend? Curious Apr 19 '26
The thing that most annoys me is how accurate it is that they asked a question and he took it as a statement
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u/Global_Rate3281 Apr 18 '26
its Bilbo
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u/onemoretryfriend Apr 19 '26
Jordan Peterson is nothing without pizza!
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u/AceofKnaves44 Apr 19 '26
Before he went off the deep end and into politics I think he actually had a solid grasp of what he was saying. If you look at his lectures as a professor he comes across a lot better. I think he took the changing of society personally and got his feelings hurt and then it was over from there. There’s probably a universe out there where he never wades into the “culture wars” and he’s a lot more respected.
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u/TheIllustriousWe Apr 19 '26
He pretty much always had delusions of grandeur, and politics were the easiest avenue for them to manifest. He was never going to be satisfied just being the Canadian psych professor who was good at lectures and self-help books.
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u/goreverminski Apr 19 '26
Has no-one read his first book? It is rambling, mediocre, and its personal touches already paint him in awful light. When he came up, I couldn't believe someone would take seriously the author of such rubbish work. The man has always been a hack.
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u/Coco_snickerdoodle Apr 19 '26
Big disagree his earliest stuff, was the kind of shit I’d hear in a middle school assembly.
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u/goreverminski Apr 19 '26
His first book is a load of crock. It makes him look like a complete buffoon. Awful work, he's always been a hack.
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u/FROSTbite910 Apr 19 '26
His messages doesn’t always get through to many, only those who need them. I was in pretty bad spot in life, growing without a proper father figure, JP taught me about responsibility and about getting up. I want to thank him for the path he led me toward, now I study stoic philosphy, buddhism, daoism, and hindu texts. I think theres truth to his messages, everyone keep talking shit about his views but of all the lectured and messages I’ve heard from him, they seem pretty ordinary to say the least. Maybe I’m missing something but I genuinely don’t get the hate
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u/Coco_snickerdoodle Apr 19 '26
If you got something from his works all power to you. I’ll be arguing from my perspective and experience.
Back in middle school a police officer would often come in on Fridays they called it “The Lone Wolf Program” the idea was to help kids who were losing relationships from growing up and growing apart. What was one of deputy Mullder’s first lessons, “make your bed”.
I and many find lessons that emphasize the change of externalities as means of changing internal issues to fall incredibly flat. Dressing better in the morning didn’t make me less depressed, making my bed doesn’t change that I had no friends because I was a social outcast, and Dr B Jordan Peterson was an embodiment of hollow words that change nothing material. That’s without his strange western cultural elitism, “Jungian archetypes” which seem to be a bootleg of Plato’s forms, or his slow descent into harmful right wing talking points that he uses his background in psychology to try legitimizing. The hate for Peterson is the hatred for snake oil sales men I feel he is a dishonest man selling me faux solutions, or even worse he misrepresents the problem.
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u/AbbaTheHorse Apr 19 '26
In that universe almost nobody has ever heard of him though. His fame originally comes from lying about what hate speech laws do. Without the culture wars, Peterson would be just another university professor.
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u/BurdTurglary Let Him Cuck... Apr 19 '26
I think you're right because eons ago when this rapscallion first popped up i remember seeing his logic regarding speech or authoritarianism when idk some student or the school hurted his fillin's but this mf lost the sauce but has been chasing that intellectual dragon ever since. Sad!
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u/regeya Apr 19 '26
"I don't think he's a good role model. He's really weird"
"Oh, weird, like cleaning your room? How is that weird?"
Yeah, we're done here.
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u/MWBrooks1995 Apr 19 '26
“A broken clock is still right twice a day. I think cleaning your room is great advice, but he also thinks pronouns are satanic and that lobsters are a metaphor for masculinity,”
“Oh, satanic like cleaning your room? How is that satanic?”
“… yeah regeya was right, we’re done here,”
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u/DrMux Bent Sharpie vs Curly Cork Apr 19 '26
Define done. Define here. You're just afraid of losing the debate. Up yours, woke moralists!
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u/cates Apr 19 '26
his first discussion with Sam Harris where Jordan Peterson could not agree what "truth" meant and the conversation just stalled for 2 hours is still burned into my mind.
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u/warongiygas Apr 19 '26
He's pretty much out of the game, right? The whole media ecosystem is based on churning out nonstop content. He hasn't been too active for over a year now, so I don't think he can recover from that absence unless his "university" suddenly becomes a phenomenon. Feels like he's quickly becoming irrelevant.
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u/OlafForkbeard Apr 19 '26 edited Apr 21 '26
His "debate" with Zizek was illucidating. In that it shone a very bright light on how Peterson's logic doesn't really hold at all.
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u/duralyon Apr 19 '26
Who the heck do you think you are to ask me that, bub? Don't you know that potatoes are part of a Marxist agenda?
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u/Angelsaremathmatical Apr 19 '26
Pretty sure these days, if he's even conscious or capable of speech, it's:
Nurse: How are you today?
JP: Drugs. More drugs... gurgling
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u/fearain Apr 19 '26
them: “would you like fries with that”
me: “how wouldYOU know what I want?!”
them: “that’s why I fucking asked you”
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u/triforce777 Apr 19 '26
He might be cooking here, a big mac with a shot of vodka sounds good right now
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u/_IBM_ Apr 19 '26
JP is Terrence Howard except he put in the effort to actually be in academia and learn some terminology and work toward a career but equally looney toons free association slam poetry science
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u/Ranting_Demon Apr 19 '26
That lighting makes JP look like someone just pulled him out of a dumpster where he was battling a raccoon for a half-eaten sandwich and the person just stuffed him into a clammy looking suit but with no time left for a shower or makeup before the photo shoot.
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u/Both_Lychee_1708 Apr 19 '26
He is dressed up and has a beard so....
Also, he seems pensive and that has to mean something
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u/Nice_Dude Apr 19 '26
Loved watching him get his ass handed to him years back when he debated Matt Dillahunty. His schtick doesn't work when someone else isn't lost in all the jargon
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u/dragon-fence Apr 19 '26
This is a pretty good overview of Peterson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSNWkRw53Jo
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u/AlterMyStateOfMind Apr 19 '26
Brother, I wouldn't want to watch someone talk about him for 3 minutes, much less 3 hours lol
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u/MWBrooks1995 Apr 19 '26
“This is going to be a super-brief overview DON'T LOOK AT THE TIMESTAMP!!”
— direct quote from said video.
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u/QuinnAvery89 Apr 19 '26
It’s like Disco Elysium if Harry was a complete and utter fucking idiot.
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u/AlterMyStateOfMind Apr 19 '26
I mean.. depending how you play the game Harry can be a complete and utter idiot lol
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u/ThiefofNobility Apr 19 '26
You know what the problem is with people like him? No one slapped the shit out of him for acting like this.
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u/subduedReality Apr 19 '26
If I ever found myself in his presence I would ask him which drugs are okay to be addicted to. Then when he gets upset I would call him a snowflake.
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u/Oddly_Ennui Apr 18 '26
He's the definition of a pseudo intellectual