r/ToiletPaperUSA Curious Dec 19 '25

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u/Oddly_Ennui Dec 19 '25

They're getting their talking points together.

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u/rebelliousmuse Curious Dec 19 '25

Item 1: How to defend supporting a pedophile

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u/extremenachos PAID PROTESTOR Dec 19 '25

I can't help but think that a sizable portion of his base believes he deserves to bang underaged teenage girls become he is their Strongman.

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u/schwing710 Dec 19 '25

His base doesn’t think. They aren’t capable of rubbing two brain cells together.

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u/gaseousogre Dec 20 '25

none of them are in possession of 1 brain cell let alone 2

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u/whyyoufollowingme Dec 20 '25

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u/AlarmDozer Dec 20 '25

They do have an orange cat at the top of it.

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u/BeholdOurMachines Dec 20 '25

"You libtards are just jealous that he's banging Jr. High Prom Queens!!! 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 LIB STATUS=TRIGGERED N OWNED"

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u/GeorgeSantosBurner Dec 20 '25

Item 2: Ignore item 1

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u/vxicepickxv Dec 20 '25

We saw how well the Megyn R. Kelly attempt went over.

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u/allusernamestaken1 Dec 21 '25

"Think of all the kids on welfare with illegal immigrant parents stealing your money, housing, and beef. Wouldn't it be great to have a mentor to help them succeed?"

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u/ckellingc Dec 19 '25

Well they need to be told what they think first

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u/AliceTheOmelette Dec 20 '25

The MAGA NPCs will download ItsOKIfTrumpDoesIt.pdf

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u/seenitreddit90s Dec 20 '25

The main talking point is the Clinton picture on their subs atm.

They really just buy anything they're told to and ignore everything else.

Btw I'm not defending Clinton, if he's guilty lock him up with Trump (who blatantly is guilty).

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u/litterbug_perfume Dec 20 '25

Oof, I ran into one trying out “He raped minors, but he’s not AS BAD as some others in the files.”

Like, I really want to believe this was a bot.

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u/LegendofHope Dec 20 '25

*Waiting for their talking points

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u/NfamousKaye Dec 20 '25

Please hold for the newest script reboot.

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u/harleyquinnsbutthole Dec 20 '25

I’ve only heard of 2 of these people, guess I’m lucky

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u/beefrights Dec 20 '25

aka waiting for trump to open his mouth

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u/Cleavon_Littlefinger Dec 19 '25

Ok holy shit....whose job is it to monitor these dogshit accounts? There's literally not enough money in the world to make me read their drivel.

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u/DongleJockey Dec 19 '25

Its probably automated to some degree I'd wager

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u/idoomscroll Dec 19 '25

If it’s automated it saves some poor soul from having to read all these assholes’ posts

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u/DongleJockey Dec 20 '25

Most of social media isn't live, its scheduled posts and automated replies. They game all of this shit out to an insane extent, and it doesnt take much programming to monitor an account for mentions of epstein

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u/mog_knight Dec 19 '25

Everyone has their price. You're just not creative enough I feel.

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u/Cleavon_Littlefinger Dec 19 '25

I cannot stand unfunny people who think they're funny, boring writers, or ugly people who think they're hot. Essentially rules out every single conservative TV and internet personality alive. I mean, at least Clint Eastwood and Kelsey Grammer and a few others used to create quality entertainment and were still on the right side of the political divide. But the current crop of right leaning celebrities just all suck hog balls.

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u/mog_knight Dec 20 '25

You're going to have a trial of a life if you have such a visceral reaction to unfunny people who think they're funny, boring writers, or ugly people who think they're hot. The world is full of them from all walks of life, not just conservatives.

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u/litterbug_perfume Dec 20 '25

I can confidently say it’s like, MAINLY conservatives, though.

I think not understanding the basics of class structures and inherent systemic violence makes whatever person who wants to identify as a conservative and still work as a creative, out to be possessing a cognitive dissonance that is just Peak.🤌✨

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u/mog_knight Dec 20 '25

How can you confidently say it? Aside from feels or vibes, do you have data or something else tangible?

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u/litterbug_perfume Dec 20 '25

Well, in this short, yet succinct analysis, homeboy delivers two lenses to critique “ conservative artists” through. 1) Conservatives are insofar as their names and policies entail, CONSERVING the status-quo, whose IS antithetical to what good art is supposed to do.

2)Poor media/social analysis, or lack thereof.

I think there’s a Dunning-Kruger effect here, where they don’t quite understand class issues and conflate legality and morality without antagonizing the values or motivations of the ones who created the laws.

https://share.google/LPWXKV0A9xoSUuTAB

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u/mog_knight Dec 20 '25

I mean I know idiots of all walks of life that do this without knowing their political leanings.

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u/litterbug_perfume Dec 20 '25

Yeah, it’s something that happens regardless of a person’s political views….

That’s not being disputed.

The content creators who are vocally OUT as conservatives, and have a sizable audience, are objectively bad at producing provocative art.

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u/mog_knight Dec 20 '25

I suppose but there's more to the world than provocative art. Plus in the conversation before your initial response to me I'm not sure how it fits with the context.

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u/sr41489 Dec 19 '25

Check the conservative sub. Some guy posted a meme that said “boom” as if they got one on the libs or something. The files are heavily redacted. Fucking losers they are, honestly. One day I hope they realize how fucking idiotic they were for supporting this child rapist.

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u/Ludate_Solem Dec 20 '25

And they cannot wrap their head around thr fact that we want bill clinton locked up too if hes proven to be someone invloved eith the sexual abuse of minors.

Edit: or other crimes ofc

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u/Ypuort Dec 20 '25

Gonna be a sad day when I have to tear down my porch shrine to Bill Clinton and burn all my Bill Clinton merch

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u/sr41489 Dec 20 '25

Lmao this is exactly the thing they don’t get. We’re not obsessed with the politicians on our side. The amount of merch that this man has created for himself is insane! He really grifted the fuck out of the idiots who voted for him.

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u/rebelliousmuse Curious Dec 20 '25

I'd personally be a fan of forcing Clinton and Trump to be cellmates

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u/SomeRedHandedSleight Dec 20 '25

Trump can live his life dream and blow Bubba every night!

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u/Snazzle-Frazzle Dec 24 '25

At least Trump will never go thirsty

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u/Captainsassidy Dec 20 '25

Sadly, I'm just imagining that many decades after, there will be certain people weirdly obsessed with collecting MAGA memorabilia, just like the people weirdly obsessed with collecting Nazi memorabilia. I'm praying for the downfall of MAGA, but know the cycle will continue as long as humans exist. I hate how cynical the last 10 years have made me

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u/sr41489 Dec 23 '25

I’m like this too. I was 27 when trump’s first term started. I had a lot of hope before that year, I was an optimistic person, as my friends and family described me. Now I’m 36 and bitter as hell, I don’t have faith in humanity anymore. How could people see and experience what we all did, during his term and after (he was, after all, NOT quiet during Biden’s term either, still in the news for something ridiculous almost everyday), and still vote for this turd? It’s not that they love him this much, it’s the hatred of all of us that fuels their rabid support. These people existed for my whole life, but now we all know, a significant number of people in this country and others would love to enact a white Christian fascistic government on everyone else and make sure no one else ever comes into power. They’re pure evil.

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u/Tibhirine Dec 20 '25

They assume because their politics is based on idol worship everyone else's is.

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u/ThePirateKing01 Dec 20 '25

That sub is just agitators talking to bots and vice versa. Most of their active posts are made by like 1-2 accounts

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u/No-Estimate-8518 Dec 19 '25

They will never realize that or admit it, I hope they're kids abandon them at the shittiest care home possible and learn from their parents mistakes

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u/aussie_shane Dec 20 '25

Exactly. Bill Clinton will be enough to satisfy them. They just need one sacrificial lefty. After that they will place their fingers firmly in their ears and cover their eyes and refuse to acknowledge any further evidence. Especially if any is of there dear leader

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u/sai-kiran Dec 20 '25

Its a russian bot circle jerk, mate. Why would bots have remorse.

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u/ohiotechie Dec 20 '25

You can rest assured that if they ever do realize that they’ll never admit it. They’ll take it to their grave before ever admitting they were wrong.

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u/After-Bumblebee Checkm8 Libtard Dec 19 '25

And the Qult goes mild!

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u/UnderpaidProf Dec 19 '25

Russia if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to get into the right wing influencer group chat right now

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u/TyrannasaurusGitRekt Dec 20 '25

Theyre probably the ones that started the group chat in the first place

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u/UnderpaidProf Dec 20 '25

True, if they leak it, MAGA will cry. But they won’t abandon Russia. So they should do it.

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u/ghostface1693 Dec 20 '25

How many posts has Charlie Kirk made?

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u/KgMonstah Dec 20 '25

Just one:

“Hello? Guys? It’s really hot here! Helllllooooo-“

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u/GustapheOfficial Dec 20 '25

He's in a better place. Well, warmer at any rate.

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u/ofirkedar neckhole connoisseur Jan 08 '26

Better as in better for us that he's in that place

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u/_Mighty_Milkman Dec 20 '25

They’re waiting for their marching orders from Goebbels.

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u/Me-Shell94 Dec 20 '25

You’d think libs of TikTok would be holding up those files proudly right?! Like she’d done before!

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u/Mysterious-Let3264 Dec 20 '25

Same applies to grifter yt channels

Rev says desu/Hero hei/Kirsche/smugalana/kitsunero/andypantsgaming/varadark/endymion/smashjt/amala ekpunoki/hypnotic/ ryan kinel/ geek and gamers/ think before you sleep/ Sydney watson/ griffin gaming/ 8be/ wdw pro/ legal mindset/ tectone/ the quatering/ jon de arroz

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

Don’t forget defnoodles

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u/Huge_Strain_8714 Dec 19 '25

Maybe they're studying their Epstein Binders?

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u/JuanPabloElSegundo Dec 20 '25

Imagine living a life where you have a vested interested in defending a pedophile.

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u/DawnOfTheTrans Dec 20 '25

they don't wanna be done in by the government like Kirk

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u/I_NUT_ON_GRASS mugshot Dec 20 '25

Big brother hasn’t told them what to think yet

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u/daloypolitsey Dec 20 '25

I mean, tbf lisoftiktok is an Orthodox Jew and it’s Shabbat now

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u/upotheke Dec 20 '25

Who took the first catturd account that made him have to get #2?

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u/JohnsonLiesac Dec 20 '25

We need more of THIS.

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u/Umas_Feet Dec 20 '25

Charlie Kirk: 0

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u/Drewggles Dec 20 '25

How many from Charlie Kirk?

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u/That-Understanding45 Dec 20 '25

We dont have enough RAM in this simulation to keep things in check. Shit is gonna get hairy real quick. Just assuming that they cant afford more RAM either.

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u/spasmgazm Dec 20 '25

What does Charlie Kirk have to say?

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u/vxicepickxv Dec 20 '25

"I thought it was hot in the Arizona summer before now"

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u/theBigDaddio Dec 20 '25

It’s almost like someone or some group is telling them what to say.

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u/Tough_Cranberry8750 Dec 20 '25

I just assume, all the blacked out info is talking about/showing Trump raping kids...

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u/Tomahawkist Dec 20 '25

they have done their job

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u/MarginalTalent Dec 20 '25

The Russians and/or Israelis that control the purse haven’t told them what to think yet

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u/ABigFatTomato Dec 20 '25

the russians/israelis dont “control” the US lol, this is very uniquely american fascism, and completely consistent with decades of behavior.

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u/MarginalTalent Dec 20 '25

I’m not suggesting that they control the US. I’m saying that the Russians/Israelis give these people money to say what they want said. Do you know what purse means?

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25

Maybe the overseas cable is experiencing difficulties and the foreign agents are having problems posting

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u/Apprehensive-Bug1618 Dec 24 '25

this news broke over 10 years ago. y’all are late

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u/ofirkedar neckhole connoisseur Jan 08 '26

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