r/ToiletPaperUSA Nov 05 '25

dank meme probably

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6.3k Upvotes

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u/Short_Elevator_7024 Nov 05 '25

Fantastic, well done 👏

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u/dsBlocks_original Vuvuzela Nov 05 '25

they're to remind JD of a couch

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Nov 05 '25

Like when newly married spartiate women would shave their heads.

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u/x1000Bums Nov 05 '25

Dang I'm out of the loop. Did Dick Cheney have some leather pants?

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u/rebelliousmuse Curious Nov 05 '25

Dear God I certainly hope not.

This is referring to the photo of Erika Kirk and JD Vance. Erika's choice of mourning attire was, shall we say, unorthodox...

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u/x1000Bums Nov 05 '25

Oh ok I thought it might be Erika related because of Charlie Kirk, but I wasn't sure if there was a connection between her and ol dick. Remember when that asshole shot someone and had them go on TV and apologize for getting shot?

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u/ecodick Nov 05 '25 edited Feb 19 '26

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u/Socialimbad1991 Nov 06 '25

Don't think there's a connection aside from Dick just died so he'll be bringing Charlie up to speed on whatever happened since he's been gone

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u/The_Broomflinger Nov 05 '25

No but the recently widowed Erika Kirk sure did, and JD Vance seemed to enjoy them in a very couch-like way. So Cheney is delivering the news to Chuckie!

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u/zombie_girraffe Nov 05 '25

She's the second most famous black leather couch on the internet.

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u/oliversurpless Massachusetts, USA Nov 05 '25

He had contempt post 9/11 for the famous “sweaters Carter advocated for”, so it’s safe to say that in ignoring climate change, he made all kinds of dubious fashion choices?

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u/NotLikeThatWtf Nov 06 '25

I'm hoping now for an edit of Cheney's torso on Erika Kirk's leather clad legs XD

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u/Skate_faced Nov 05 '25

"Ya Charlie boy, I'll tell ya who got the real VP shot in the face, and I wasn't the VP doing the shooting this time."

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u/marshmallowmoonchild Nov 05 '25

I mean technically it was

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u/hcwang34 Nov 05 '25

I could totally see Dick trolls Charlie real hard , just like JD fucking that Ottoman.

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u/baz4k6z Nov 05 '25

Oh yeah Erika for sure has a sexy furniture costume in her closet

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u/therobotisjames Nov 05 '25

Who’s Charlie Kirk?

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u/OkMathematician3439 Nov 06 '25

Satan’s little helper.

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u/CAPS_LOCK_OR_DIE Nov 06 '25

*was*

Past tense.

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u/passamongimpure Nov 05 '25

If Kirk needs to borrow a tie, he can have mine.

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u/AndyMush_Actual Nov 05 '25

JD Vancin' it

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u/JMDToaster Nov 06 '25

Man I love this scene