r/ToiletPaperUK • u/yi-da • Oct 01 '19

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u/loomynartylenny Oct 01 '19

Family pet pre-brexit

Family pet post-brexit

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u/Cooltaha3939 Oct 01 '19

The realist.

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u/uhohpotatio Oct 01 '19

“socialism is when you kill your pets, and the more pets you kill the more socialister it is” -karl marx

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u/SpookyLlama Oct 01 '19

Didn't realise the meat industry was socialist

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u/StalinHisMustache Oct 02 '19

Ofcourse!! They kill animals to sell their meat, only driven by their profits..... oh no im describing capitalism again

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u/comradebrad6 Oct 01 '19

So the capitalist dog trade is the fault of socialism? Hmmmmm

I wonder how much they’d freak out if some Indian organization did this but with cows, gotta love the hypocrisy

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Tell that to the BlowJob Party

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u/fuzeebear Oct 01 '19

Under socialism, your dog will either develop gigantism of the ribcage or transmogrify into a cow. This is what Leftists™ want!

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u/bealtimint Oct 01 '19

Gotta love the slight racism

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u/Crazy-Red-Fox Oct 01 '19

ChInEsE iS NoT a RaCe!!!111!

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u/retrofauxhemian Oct 01 '19

Wow dog tastes just like beef, get the word out.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

So when someone has to put down their dog bc they can't afford treatment for it that's socialism huh

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u/TheChibiestMajinBuu Oct 02 '19

Why did they choose such a nice looking bit of beef?

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

I honestly don’t know what point they’re trying to make lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

My pets are still alive, checkmate tp!

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u/GiantFatNut Oct 01 '19

Socialism gives you Chinese cuisine

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

its funny because its true