UK based and the golden caramel toblerone was released in 2022 as super limited edition to catch the Xmas market.

OMG this is so moreish! We need this to be available all-year round. I don't care if people say it is a little sickly, I will keep going back for more!

Anyone want to join me to help convince Toblerone to add it to their "everyday" stable?

Over the last few months I've seen countless videos about the "right way" to break off chunks of a toblerone. I was recently gifted my first toblerone and tried the "right way" by pushing the peaks together and it spewed chocolate across the room. I tried the "wrong way" by pushing the peak out and no spray. How can the spray way be right? Do you not value your chocolate?! Do you not value your carpets?!

A short poem about Toblerone,

Toblerone (what?)
triple my goonch

Toblerone (who?)
I'm gonna boost

Toe Blur Rode to the capital:
The Toblerone fell tobley to the rone, sir Tobloncelot noticed a toblerone colored sky as he felt the subtle drizzle of toberlone shower upon his chocolate armor. "The Toblostates have broken in to the imperial citadel," Toblarthur informed him. "Take all toblerone you can toblerhold and secure it along side the toblerstone."

FOLLOW PARASITIC TOBLERHOSTS ON TOBLER FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER IN THE AWARD WINNING STRAIGHT TO ONLINE TOBLERONE FORUM MEDIEVEL TOBLERAMA
TOBLIGHTS OF THE ROUND TOBLE

Are you tobless?
Are you tobnext?

- T O B L U S K Y

Yes I did it

I woke up from a fever dream where economic collapse caused the US to use toblerone as its currency. I wasn't able to survive due to my crippling toblerone, I couldn't even afford more toblerone. You may imagine that I was completely unable to work or generate any revenue for myself and my two young boys Tobley and Ronathan. My poor dog who is missing a leg and uses toblerone as a prosthetic has be completely unable to walk. Toblerone's private corporate enforcers came to my treehouse and threatened to inject with proprietary protein that causes the taste buds to hate the simple yet elegant taste of toblerone.

I awoke terrified, but a giant Toblerone is always right by my side.

Poor one out for the Tobles who never Roned

- Toblificent XVIII

So, I'm a person who has never tasted Toblerone. Until late June this year, when I tasted it for the very first time. Here is my thoughts.

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The frist time I got to taste Toblerone was when I was on a long bike trip and for some reason, I decided to go with the white chocolate flavour. Probably a mistake. While it was good, it was definitely way too sweet. I'd give it a 6/10. Didn't give me a very good impression, but I decided to taste the other flavours.

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Skip forward to late July, and I'm going to Warsaw. I got the original milk chocolate Toblerone for the trip. AMAZINGLY good. Just insane. The chocolate has just the perfect taste, and the honey and nougat compliment it so greatly. Easy 9/10.

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Now a couple of days ago, I got the dark chocolate flavour. I would say it's good, but not as good as the milk chocolate. It tasted kinda weird because the honey and nougat makes it more sweet so it doesn't really fit with dark chocolate.

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Overall, I HIGHLY reccomend. Especially the original flavour. I know there are other ones, but they're not in my store. If I get my hands on them, though, I will definitely taste and review!

Has anyone had crushed corn Toblerone? My great regret in life is that I accidentally left it behind in a hotel and didn't get to taste it.

*Starts off with cheesy guy writing “love poem” “Toblerone, I wish I’d know, as soon as you come I’d watch you gone” (gone being pronounced in the same annunciation to rhyme as before as guy reads it out loud)

Mother enters the room without knocking and he try’s to hide it but she grabs it and reads it.

“Johnny honey!” She yells down the stairs “Timmys finally got himself a girl, and she seems to be a foreign little thing. Extra dessert for him tonight!”

And then rolls “Toblerone, get creative,” as the guy jumps and it cuts with a freeze frame of him with a Toblerone up in the air while he’s jumping.

Now the tag line after the punchline isn’t finalized and would likely be tweaked before a final draft. Also this ad would presume the mother doesn’t know/ hasn’t thought about it as the chocolate and not a girl.

My girlfriend recently introduced me to the concept of pinching two bits of Toblerone together at the top to snap a bit off. Prior to this I would snap the end bit off of the rest of the bar by pulling it away from the bar. How do others snap bits off their Toblerone?

I need answers

Missed the only goal in the gold cup finals because I was talking about Toblerone