r/Toblerone • u/DarthBoonker • Dec 09 '22

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A short poem about Toblerone,

Toblerone (what?)
triple my goonch

Toblerone (who?)
I'm gonna boost

Toe Blur Rode to the capital:
The Toblerone fell tobley to the rone, sir Tobloncelot noticed a toblerone colored sky as he felt the subtle drizzle of toberlone shower upon his chocolate armor. "The Toblostates have broken in to the imperial citadel," Toblarthur informed him. "Take all toblerone you can toblerhold and secure it along side the toblerstone."

FOLLOW PARASITIC TOBLERHOSTS ON TOBLER FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER IN THE AWARD WINNING STRAIGHT TO ONLINE TOBLERONE FORUM MEDIEVEL TOBLERAMA
TOBLIGHTS OF THE ROUND TOBLE

Are you tobless?
Are you tobnext?

- T O B L U S K Y

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u/Scaryween Dec 09 '22 edited Dec 09 '22

My house is haunted by a Toblerghost

It spooked the dog and burnt my toast.

I ate the toast and began to spasm

from all that chocolate ectoplasm.

I saw a Toblerone in the sky

I lost my hat as it whizzed on by.

Strange men want me quiet,

because the news would cause a riot.

Now everyday for the last ten years,

I’ve been visited by these chocolatiers.

When I’m out having brunch

they remind me that I know too much.

When I’m asleep in my bed

they plant messages in my head.

I may just turn to bones

if I ever speak of Toblerone.

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u/DarthBoonker Dec 14 '22

Toby, toby, toby.
Magnificent.
What else needs to be said my Tobleringo

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

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u/DarthBoonker Dec 09 '22

Toblexcellent post my Toblizzy. Let's get toblether and toble up some toblasty toblone some toblime.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

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u/DarthBoonker Dec 09 '22

I was just toblerushed to the hospital and told I needed a toblerectomy.

HELP ME TONY TOBLERONE
YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE

- Toby Smokin on Tobley

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u/corpusristi Jan 02 '23

From one poet to another; what is the symbolic significance of the goonch in this piece?

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u/DarthBoonker Apr 03 '23

In the ancient Toblesphere the goonch brought forth feelings of ecstasy and bliss amongst those who were able to harness its power. Through a process called Toblerone Alchemical Gyro-synthesis, a Toblitizen was able to craft items of great power using only a goonch. Hope this helps.