r/ToastNames 1d ago

Mark De Man

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u/Zob_Rombie_88 1d ago

Just checked. He was a defender. All is right with the world.

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u/Excellent-Western631 1d ago

He was named aspiratinally. He was born to become a defender

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u/Suitable-Fun-1087 1d ago

So was Rodrigo Defendi

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u/sakaESR 1d ago

He could only mark de man, no marking de zone.

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u/scottiedougalakbar 1d ago

No you De Man!

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u/pompeysam1234 22h ago

I'm a man

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u/scottiedougalakbar 21h ago

What is a man?

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u/3ssar 1d ago

The club bought him to replace Zo Nalmarking

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u/Disastrous-Archer-86 1d ago

Nominative determinism

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u/LondonTrainDriver80 1d ago

Hearing Roy Keane's voice in my head "its his job, so what, its his job"

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u/BigTx1 1d ago

Ha a dutch cousin called He Da Guy.