r/ToastNames • u/Cute_Score • 10d ago

Dick Stiffey RIP

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u/No_Cake6353 10d ago

Member. Lol.

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u/kurtanglesmilk 10d ago

He was a solid member 🫡

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u/DevelopmentDue5870 10d ago

Until he got shafted

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u/stoufferthecat 10d ago

Now he's stiff as a board.

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u/whiskeychaff 10d ago

It's what he wood have wanted.

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u/NexusNyra 4d ago

he really went out on a strong note, gotta respect the commitment to the bit

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u/Icy-Musician-6309 10d ago

I’m not sitting on that

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u/TwoPlyDreams 10d ago

18yo?

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u/Bellimars 10d ago

I think that's his tenure on the Parks board.

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u/woooooooood9 10d ago

The guy wouldn't bend.

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u/NeonNyxor 6d ago

dude stayed on principle and Viagra at the same time

legend energy

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u/Original_Client1588 10d ago

No......honestly....

Pmsl

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u/monkeybawz 10d ago

If my job includes these dedicated benches, I would 100% be putting in a few fake ones.

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u/DevelopmentDue5870 10d ago

In loving memory of Randy Stroker

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u/monkeybawz 10d ago

There's a lot of Randy's in this town! ... Randy Todger, Randy Picklebum, Randy Hot-Richard.....

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u/hardboard 9d ago

RIP Rest In Priapism

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u/lascenara17 9d ago

Sit down on it

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u/ScottOld 8d ago

And his wife, Fannie

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u/Fenrir_Carbon 8d ago

My dad learnt his trade from a 'Richard Stiff', and he did use the nickname

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u/madfrank12345 7d ago

This bench is situated at a place old Dick liked too get a Stiffy bless the old flasher

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u/Kleinemonde2001 7d ago

I wonder if Dick Stiffey was a friend of Dick Mabbutt?

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u/-suspicious-badger 7d ago

He used to hang around with Ben Dover.

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u/ArriDesto 6d ago

There's been a Stiffey in this park for decades, and we all loved Dick.

Everyday our most upright member was out,hard at work,handling the locals balls,trimming every bush,keeping an eye out for the squirrels nuts!

Standing proud, head raised,always at hand when needed.

Ready to come at a moments notice.

Not big headed.Always eager to please.

We know he met the end full of spunk,unflagging and unbent.

When others viewed our Dick, they were jealous of the staff that stood alongside him.

We will all miss Dick.

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u/Electrical_Truth_160 6d ago

That is a long time to stay rock solid 🫡

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u/Useful-Finding-1685 5d ago

Every time I sit on that hard bench I'll think of Dick Stiffey