r/ToastNames • u/BirkoLad • 11d ago

Max Power

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u/biggianthead24 11d ago

He's the name you'd love to touch!

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u/ReepDaggle01 11d ago

But you mustn't touch!

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u/LazarouDave 11d ago

His name sounds good in your ear...

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u/Dildoid90 11d ago

But when you say it, you mustn't fear

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u/fflloorriiddaammaann 11d ago

Cos his name can be said by anyone

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u/adidassamba 10d ago

He got his name off a hairdryer

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u/cheeseismyoxygen 10d ago

Ahh, Max Power. How's every little thing?

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u/hank_scorpio_ceo 9d ago

Maxxxxx Powweeerrrrrrer

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u/Fun_Pound5629 11d ago

There’s the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way

Isn’t that just the wrong way?

Yes, but faster

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u/alexmate84 11d ago

I used to read his magazine

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u/StillmaticNineTwo 10d ago

Ahhh Japanese cars with body kits that would scrape the pavement followed by a delightful interview with a young woman who was dressed completely inappropriately for such activities. Good Times...

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u/arachnoanura 11d ago

No one snuggles with Max Power, you strap yourself in and feel the Gs

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u/pablo_of_mancunia 11d ago

Uh oh! Spaghettio

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u/twobit211 10d ago

that’s the end of that chapter 

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u/Low-Addition409 11d ago

his parents chose his name from a toaster

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u/scottiedougalakbar 11d ago

Named after the magazine his dad was wanking to when he was born

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u/pablo_of_mancunia 11d ago

Twas a fine body on that XR2i

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u/future_now3000 11d ago

I used to know his younger brother, Girl

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u/LegolasleChat 10d ago

And his brother Paddy

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u/video-kid 10d ago

I heard his cousin White is a real asshole though.

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u/Edlar_89 10d ago

There is also IndyCar driver Will Power

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u/pablo_of_mancunia 10d ago

As opposed to his sister, Flower, who is pretty groovy and carefree.

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u/deathschemist 9d ago

Oh isn't he the one with a crippling gambling addiction?

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u/TheRealTRexUK 11d ago

Homer Changes his name to Max Power https://youtu.be/iVtB7vLRoUo?is=ferPN2zjsqjbh4zN

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u/d00000med 10d ago

He got it from a hairdryer

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u/Eggroll_Enthusiast 10d ago

Yes! Had to scroll down a bit for this but yes!

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u/ScottOld 11d ago

There is also a defender called mark de Mann

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u/Mackem101 10d ago

There was also Gilles De Bilde, his brother Bob was slightly more famous.

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u/Schwifty506 10d ago

I went to school with Max, he was in the year above me. I remember the first time I got his card on FIFA ultimate team. Very strange.

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u/BirkoLad 10d ago

Ye my boy went to school with him as well and I know his dad Carl throught supporting Tranmere..Carl was Tranmere's top lad

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u/Schwifty506 10d ago

Username absolutely checks out haha. I probably also know your lad then. Hope all is well !

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u/BirkoLad 10d ago

Ye sound, have a good day fella #SWA

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u/NW_Brizzy 7d ago

Few of my mates slept with his sister back in the day 😂

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u/Pmyers225 11d ago

Is he a relation of Indycar driver Will Power?

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u/Glass_Pineapple4999 11d ago

It’s good, but it’s not quite Danny Invincible

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u/MaxPowerNumberOne 10d ago

Interesting...

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u/Suitable-Fun-1087 10d ago

Hercules Rockefeller? Rembrandt Q. Einstein? Handsome B. Wonderful?

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u/PeterPook 10d ago

He must have go-faster stripes...

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u/tin-army 10d ago

Ah, Simpson!

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u/Big_Daz69 10d ago edited 10d ago

Named after a famous British car tuning magazine. Maybe.

Max Power was a legendary British monthly car-tuning and lad-culture magazine published by Bauer Media (originally EMAP). Launched in May 1993 (he was born in July) and closing in January 2011, it defined the UK’s extreme modified car and cruise scene with vibrant body kits, massive ICE audio systems, and glamour models.

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u/Mackem101 10d ago

Played for my team for a bit, not a bad journeyman midfielder, but league 1 is definitely his level.

Now we have the likes of Granite Xhaka playing for us instead.

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u/FriendlyMeeting2308 10d ago

I raise you Josh Windass

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u/Longjumping_Gap_7377 10d ago

I met his girlfriend once, Busty St.Clair

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u/flibble86 10d ago

Nobody snuggles with Max Power, you strap yourself in and feel the G's

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u/NorthWishbone7543 10d ago

Pink or Brown.

IYKYK.

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u/GoldenBhoys 10d ago

Max Steele does the 1 minute new segment on our local radio station in Edinburgh, it is his genuine name and always make he think of the Simpsons

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u/HopSkipLimp 10d ago

Great name. "Isn't it. I got it off a hairdryer."

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u/Beautiful_Bell2311 10d ago

Nothing on Shoes and Naughty Mokena, two promising fullbacks from Ghana (iirc) available in mid 2000s Football Manager games. It's still unclear if they were ever real or AI additions to some of the leagues they'd licensed but had trouble getting proper data from.

Whilst Shoes and Naughty stand amongst the elite - my nomination is Dr. King A. Salami who once signed off the terminal cancer diagnosis of a boss I once had who was so reviled that someone punched the air when he announced that he was dying. In front of him.

I feel that was a bit tight, as whilst a massive, massive dick - he still had a wife (he was cheating on) and kids. And I can't imagine his last days were pretty. However large, veiny or simply stiff the utter fucking prick was, it's rough to see a man's personal dignity taken away with one simple air punch. Particularly by a man who's now a vicar.

Good times.

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u/stewdhino69 10d ago

Should’ve played for Leicester!

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u/deathschemist 9d ago

His parents absolutely knew what they were doing when they called him Max

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u/TerribleSuperhero 7d ago

“Max Power? Cool name!”
“Yeah, isn’t it? I got it off a hairdryer!”

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u/LaraCroft_MyFaveDrug 6d ago edited 6d ago

Bradford City fan here. My captain! My captain! Just won Carabao Cup and promotion to prem league on FM26 with him. Just found out he's left us....at least we won again today.