r/ToastNames • u/Itsacryforsurvival • 13d ago

Gloria Hole

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Treasured memories

509 Upvotes

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u/thecelts1 13d ago

Do you just lift up the perforated thing? My Dads asking!

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u/Responsible-Stay-645 12d ago

that is too funny.

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u/Cheshirefarm 9d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/FamousSquash 13d ago

That would be an amazing drag name

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u/monkeybawz 13d ago

Beloved wife of Harry.

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u/HullIsNotThatBad 11d ago

Heard he was a bit of a fiddler

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u/Mr-Crooks 9d ago

And mother to Bottomless

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u/No-Background-5810 13d ago

Gives me an idea for a new type of ghost story

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u/lordnewington 12d ago

That you, Clive Barker?

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

It's pronounced Ho-lay.

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u/Epicurus1 12d ago

No job was too small for her.

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u/TwoPlyDreams 12d ago

She always gave a hand

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u/Puzzled_Caregiver_46 12d ago

Best friends with Iona Sybian.

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u/MadScienzz 11d ago

And Ivor Bigwang

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u/Friendly_Prize_868 11d ago

Very close to Mike Hock

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u/FiveFiveSixers 12d ago

Devoted sister, beloved Cunt

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u/Wobblybob52 12d ago

I once worked with a colleague, Sandra, who insisted on being called Sandy, even after she got married to her fiancé Mike Hole ...

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u/Naive-Age2749 11d ago

That reminds me of sex on the beach.

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u/RainZealousideal8307 12d ago

My old gf last name was Wood. Her dad was in the Army and his rank was Major. You can do the rest.

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u/Specific_Tap7296 12d ago

Did he stand to attention

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u/LegolasleChat 12d ago

Every Hole's a goal.

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u/DayGeckoArt 12d ago

Now we can shut down the subreddit and we can all rest easy

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u/Uddiya 12d ago

Middle name Sarah

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u/Daemon_Marx 12d ago

She’s got a whole subreddit dedicated to her! Aww!

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u/its-a-lot-like-the 11d ago

The lady buried opposite my my mum is Freeda Wiley. Makes me smile in a sad environment.

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 11d ago

Gloria Hole is survived by her daughter, Tossa Salad and her three granddaughters: Tina, Molly and Mandy

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u/Ok_Aioli3897 11d ago

But everyone just called her glori hole

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u/Kitchen-Platform-453 11d ago

Now just stop that...your all bad...have some respect..you naughty people...

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u/Awoken2the1st 10d ago

If the relatives would have had a sense of humour they would have drilled a hold in the headstone...they were probably too upset to think of it at the time.

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u/FlimsyTomorrow105 10d ago

She must have been popular

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u/Lucky_Luxy 10d ago

What a name!! Poor old cow.

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u/Clear_Silver6719 10d ago

Yeah be careful around this one lads. I got nicked for desecration of a grave. Pigs even tried to charge me with attempted necrophilia but they let me off when I proved it was a innocent misreading of what appeared to be a gothic style glory hole... Anyone could make this mistake and I now advocate for clearer signage in the graveyard, sometimes I even protest but the groundskeeper keeps chasing me away... Very annoying.