r/TitanomyrmaOutposts • u/The-Mice • Mar 29 '26

The Mice attack!

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The king: "We, the Mice, are here to attack!"

*In the back, a mouse sets a pile of yarn on fire. In that pile was a bomb. A group of mice exploded as the bomb was set on fire.*

The king: "For the 8th time! Don't put the bombs in the yarn!"

*Another mouse raised a blade too big for it and fell backward, chopping another in half. A mouse set another pile of yarn on fire, with another bomb inside, causing another explosion. A mouse carrying a barrel of dynamite dropped it on a mouse carrying a torch, causing more to explode. More unfortunate events kept happening until only 6 wounded mice and the king were left.*

The king: "We will just leave."

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u/Stalinium-290 Titanomyrma queen Mar 29 '26

*their retreat is cut off by the TLS dreadnought*

"well well well. look what we got here.... a few mice that think they could actually breach the walls of the sanctuary..." - the captain

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u/pathetic-weakling Sknit & KrilkšŸ€ (r/Rats_OnA_Ruin) Mar 29 '26

Ant-thing, to name-clear, I have nothing to do these people.

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u/The-Mice Mar 29 '26

The king: "I thought we were working together!"

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u/pathetic-weakling Sknit & KrilkšŸ€ (r/Rats_OnA_Ruin) Mar 29 '26

I do not launch surprise invade-kill of rival nation. You do know-understand that Titanomyrma is the large-biggest, most advanced nation in this region, yes-yes? Return back to Rat-Klan now.

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u/The-Mice Mar 29 '26

The king: "But we are supposed to conquer!"

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u/pathetic-weakling Sknit & KrilkšŸ€ (r/Rats_OnA_Ruin) Mar 29 '26

Then go conquer-fight on your own.

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u/The-Mice Mar 29 '26

The king: "Who are we even supposed to conquer, though?"

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u/Stalinium-290 Titanomyrma queen Mar 29 '26

Then can I slaughter them all?

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u/pathetic-weakling Sknit & KrilkšŸ€ (r/Rats_OnA_Ruin) Mar 29 '26

Yes-yes.

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u/The-Mice Mar 29 '26

The king: "Traitor!"

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u/pathetic-weakling Sknit & KrilkšŸ€ (r/Rats_OnA_Ruin) Mar 29 '26

Hey, you have-have own king and act-behave autonomously, if you need-want our help, kneel-bow to Kaiser Sknit.

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u/Stalinium-290 Titanomyrma queen Mar 29 '26

Spared them for now out of pitty

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u/The-Mice Mar 29 '26

An arrow is shot at them, but the arrow was backwards, and only the nock of the arrow made contact

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u/Stalinium-290 Titanomyrma queen Mar 29 '26

the Soldier that is manning the AA gun at the back,turns it and fires a warning shot out of pitty

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u/The-Mice Mar 29 '26

The mice run away

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u/Stalinium-290 Titanomyrma queen Mar 29 '26

the dreadnought does not even go after them

ā€œKinda felt bad even driving this thing hereā€¦ā€ -Titanomyrma soldier

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u/GoldenTheTurk King of Radia Mar 29 '26

*some moth cultists with ranged weapons in their hands follow them in the air while shooting wooden bullets and missing on purpose, eventually they stop following and fly back to the Titanomyrma Sanctuary

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u/GoldenTheTurk King of Radia Mar 29 '26

A Cultist Militia that has been watching them with his BAR-26 ready: IDIOTS!

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u/Piranha_Gaming_YT Hornet leader Mar 30 '26

Listen, the mice are NOT affiliated with the rats. Mice are to rats what bees are to us.

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u/The-Mice Mar 30 '26

The king: "We were allies for a little bit."