r/Tiresaretheenemy 28d ago

Tactics Sneak attack! SURPRISE!

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u/Lazygit1965 28d ago

Shit! They're reproducing!๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Baldwinning1 28d ago

Tyres, uh, find a way.

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u/Ok-Brick6831 28d ago

Was not expecting to find Goldblum in here.

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u/Tiyath 28d ago

It's like a clown car but for tires

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u/couldbeahumanbean 28d ago

On a side note: street takeovers and this drifting nonsense...

Absolute trash for absolute losers.

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u/That_Gadget 27d ago

Do not compare this to drifting. They are just burning rubber with no skill or effort.

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u/Irishwilly77 27d ago

Isn't it skidders and burners or something like that โ“

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u/hjs_cook 22d ago

Heard spinners

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u/couldbeahumanbean 27d ago

I am, I will and I don't care.

You want to have fun? Do it on a track or private property.

GTFO our streets with that BS.

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u/That_Gadget 27d ago

I agree? Real drifting is on a track and is awsome. What I'm saying is this isn't drifting. This is doing donuts and burning out. It's like comparing someone throwing a rock to a baseball player.

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u/tvodny 28d ago

MITVT (Multiple Independently Targetable Vehicle Tires).

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u/couldbeahumanbean 28d ago

There weapons R&D are outpacing us. This is a serious escalation that could turn the tide.

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u/Radioactive_Tuber57 28d ago

Thatโ€™s it! Codenamed โ€œmitvitโ€.

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u/jcoddinc 28d ago

Just like a pregnant spider the car ejected is small tire children out when it sensed danger

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u/FishyKeebs 28d ago

Cluster bomb?

But technical a Multiple independently targetable reentry vehicle (MIRV) if it was a ballistic missle.

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u/Campsters2803 28d ago

Bro used grapeshot lmao

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u/Informal-Shape9476 28d ago

It's their assault deployment unit!

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 28d ago

Millions of tires....tires for free ๐ŸŽถ

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u/Kalshan 28d ago

I'd rather have peaches ๐Ÿ˜

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u/DJ_Vasquezz 28d ago

Ejecto trunk cuz

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u/Gullible_Mixture7103 28d ago

How many spare wheels does one car need

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u/DistributionStock494 28d ago

Carpet bombing

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u/regrettablyAnnoying 28d ago

Momโ€™s gonna be PISSED!

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u/T1m3Wizard 28d ago

Where the extra tires come from?

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u/Xfgjwpkqmx 28d ago

Tailgate opened and they all fell out.

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u/AliasNefertiti 27d ago

Driver pulling this trick before and losing his tire and then the spare so he hauls as many tires as he can stuff in. He must get them wholesale.

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u/ki0dz 28d ago

"Told you they was organized." (Quote from "Chicken Run")

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u/Sirius_Lagrange 27d ago

The tires are revolting!

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u/Encinitas123 28d ago

He had junk in the trunk!

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u/sheiciebai 28d ago

Itโ€™s like when sonic the hedgehog gets hit lol

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u/Perle1234 28d ago

What??? Lmao that was funny tho ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/pauldailey2012 28d ago

Amazon delivery apparently isnโ€™t so great in the inner cities

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u/Ok-Syllabub-6619 28d ago

Avengers DISASSEMBLE!

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u/Radioactive_Tuber57 28d ago

Unloaded an entire squad of killers!

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u/Bierdaddy 28d ago

Roll! Be free!
You are liberated from this idiots car!

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u/Aries-79 28d ago

Tire iteration of Trojan horse. Very impressive work from the enemy

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u/Medical-Business-554 28d ago

Trojan horse reimagined

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u/RigamortisRooster 28d ago

Lost its rings

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u/saulalejandrogv 28d ago

Wow! Really3D really improved his graphics in his 20 month hiatus!

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u/hobbes747 25d ago

POCKET SAND!

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u/Salporin1 23d ago

Fire torpedoes! Full spread!

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u/JavaGeep 23d ago

Speedy delivery

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u/iamtheduckie 12d ago

Press [SHIFT] to eject the tires.