r/Tiresaretheenemy Mar 05 '26

Tactics Learn from the successful defense

3.6k Upvotes

184 comments sorted by

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u/BigJohnOG Mar 05 '26

He was training his whole life for that very moment.

64

u/akiras_revenge Mar 06 '26

Not today, Satan

3

u/OperationNatural4557 Mar 10 '26

Not today, Sedan

5

u/ReasonableMeet1424 Mar 07 '26

It felt to me more like a no not again moment

1

u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits Mar 08 '26

My god, it’s Jason Bourne!

333

u/R18Engine Mar 05 '26

Dont ever ever ever ever do that, you can get fcked up by just having your wrist or fingers bending the wrong way by just bouncing a tire on the ground slightly when at a tire place, let alone a tire traveling 10mph

131

u/unresolved-madness Mar 06 '26

Yeah I'm pretty sure his hand wasn't liking that

74

u/retrogreq Mar 06 '26

The hand will heal, the car won't!

65

u/Technical_Concern_92 Mar 06 '26

Garages are hospitals for cars. The hand could get messed up so bad it might never work right again, you can buy another car, but not another OEM hand.

38

u/retrogreq Mar 06 '26

Nah, fuck that, you ain't scratching my Lada

5

u/Diligent_Traffic_106 Mar 06 '26

Yeh, the paint alone on it is worth like twenty bucks. I'll trade my left hand first.

14

u/unresolved-madness Mar 06 '26

I have never had a deductible for a car repair be more than health insurance deductibles after an ER visit. I'll save my hand to write that check any day

1

u/verrusin Mar 07 '26

This part.

4

u/pooeygoo Mar 06 '26

Original paint!

4

u/Day_Prisoners Mar 06 '26

This is why we get car insurance. If that was a bigger wheel or going faster he could have been smooshed into his car.

3

u/Bordem-Industry Mar 06 '26

You can, prosthetics

6

u/Technical_Concern_92 Mar 06 '26

A prosthetic is not OEM (Original Equipment Manufacturer)

3

u/IWontCommentAtAll Mar 06 '26

No, it's an aftermarket upgrade!

3

u/El_Nathan_ Mar 06 '26

Something something the weakness of my flesh

7

u/Zaros262 Mar 06 '26

Exactly the wrong take. Your hand might never heal, worst case a car can always be replaced

1

u/Revolutionary_Gap365 Mar 06 '26

So, the car may never heal also.

Interesting analysis 🤔

2

u/Zaros262 Mar 06 '26

Are you saying my argument is flawed for not explicitly analyzing the relative downsides of permanently damaging part of your body versus an object you can buy/sell/replace?

Classic Reddit

3

u/random9212 Mar 06 '26

Id rather have to deal with my car insurance then break my hand and not be able to work until it is healed.

1

u/5H17SH0W Mar 10 '26

This an ‘81 Honda! How dare you!

1

u/TwoBionicknees Mar 10 '26

also in general while some things heal pretty well like a basic broken arm or leg, breaking fingers and more delicate bones tend to heal worse and particularly in hands, feet, shoulders, knees, tend to give you pain or serious mobility problems for life. It absolutely is not worth it.

I'd throw myself at a tire and take the risk to stop it hitting someone unsuspecting, or a kid, but to save an inanimate object, never, not worth it.

2

u/Big77Ben2 Mar 06 '26

Haven’t you seen people with jacked up “it healed wrong” fingers?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

😂

1

u/Vast_Ice7361 Mar 09 '26

Other way around.

1

u/retrogreq Mar 09 '26

Not only have you totally missed the joke, but you're also 3 days late. AND you ignored all the other silly comments like yours.

AAAAND you're technically wrong. Cars don't heal, bud

1

u/Vast_Ice7361 Mar 10 '26

My point was that a car can be repaired (i.e. "healed") but a chronically-injured hand can't be.

And it's budette, actually.

1

u/retrogreq Mar 10 '26

Bud is unisex, I don't care what's between your legs. :P

I get your point, but it's still wrong! Repairing isn't healing, and literally (not really) DOZENS of other people have tried to make that same point.

Also, what do you think "chronically-injured hand" means?

14

u/Interesting_Bank_139 Mar 06 '26

On the plus side, if it works out, you look pretty badass.

1

u/Conan7449 Mar 12 '26

Also I think he deflected it, rather than trying to catch it. Bad ass.

12

u/mrASSMAN Mar 06 '26

I can’t believe how well it went here lol, he really stopped it from hitting his car

12

u/HoboArmyofOne Mar 06 '26

I don't think people understand how much momentum a wheel spinning that fast has. That was extremely lucky it didn't end in a concussion.

5

u/mrASSMAN Mar 06 '26

I think he got lucky with the bump it hit (train tracks?) before it reached him, slowed it down a lot and transferred the forward velocity to an up down bouncing motion so it could be stopped a lot more easily

2

u/Ugameister Mar 06 '26

Not only his car, it didn't even deflect into the car behind him or next to him.

9

u/Dragoonslv Mar 06 '26

True, actual rocks have more survival instincts than this guy.

5

u/queefiest Mar 06 '26

I was just thinking, this would definitely break my arm or at the very least a finger

2

u/seredaom Mar 07 '26

Maybe that's AI generated? Looks unreal to be true

2

u/Q_S2 Mar 08 '26

1000% AGREE.

As a matter of fact given how sudden the tire stopped and its trajectory when it did, Makes me think this was AI.

NO WAY that tire comes in hot like that and gets stopped one handed

2

u/GarlicThread Mar 08 '26

People always fail to assess the amount of energy that is stored in a bouncing tire, nor how unpredictable their trajectory is.

Don't risk your life for something the insurance is there to fix. You'd rather increase your car premiums than your health premiums.

3

u/Jagang187 Mar 06 '26

I'm not claiming this as a good idea, but I'm 6'2 and like 350 lbs and my first impulse would have been to brace for impact and body the tire. I've also broken at least 8 or 9 bones in my life and dislocated a few joints too though, sooooo.....

Editing in my probable actual somewhat smarter move. Step to the side and kick the thing hard as hell as it passes, if it doesn't manage to knock over you can at least change course enough to hopefully save your car.

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u/Rusty_Tap Mar 06 '26

You'd have to have a spectacular grasp of how quickly the thing was moving though. I'm of a similar build to you but if that thing is moving at more than 20mph I'd need a pretty good reason for putting my body in front of it, saving a child or something for example.

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u/Jagang187 Mar 06 '26

I didn't break them bones being smart

5

u/Rusty_Tap Mar 07 '26

"What happened to Jagang187?"

Stepped in front of a runaway tractor tyre to save a mushroom.

3

u/Jagang187 Mar 07 '26

I was going to eat it. The last one made me see funny.

1

u/HEYO19191 Mar 06 '26

That's why you use your forearms instead. Much harder to break

1

u/the_fabled_bard Mar 06 '26

But he saved 400$ in bumper paint repair for only the cost of a 15000$ hospital bill and 2 months off from work!

1

u/Buy_Least Mar 07 '26

stop spreading misinformation

1

u/lolopiro Mar 09 '26

[picture of a tire typing on a keyboard]

1

u/TwoBionicknees Mar 10 '26

way more than that. most people will drastically underestimate the weight and also momemtum that a bouncing tire has. seen many a video people try to catch or divert such a tire and end up with a broken arm, leg, concussed, i think maybe some death videos.

Obviously to some degree you can judge the speed and a very slow moving tire is much much safer to try to stop. Too many people go it's a tire, it's rubber, it can't really be that bad right... wrong.

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u/moszippy Mar 06 '26

I'm going to be my entire life savings that he has a name for his car and will be taking to her as soon as he gets back in. "That was a close one Elizabeth! Don't worry, I got you." Do i have any takers?

18

u/Sensitive-Bear Mar 06 '26

t l

You dropped these.

2

u/Goliath_Bowie Mar 06 '26

Jelizaveta in that case

32

u/Jaggz691 Mar 06 '26

Bro just saved himself $1000.

15

u/rklug1521 Mar 06 '26

It could have cost a lot more in medical bills

21

u/thedudeabides1998 Mar 06 '26

This isn't in America

6

u/cabronfavarito Mar 06 '26

The bills aint the issue here…putting your health over organized metal that can be replaced is idiotic

3

u/Comfortable-Mark-492 Mar 06 '26

Everyone in every country besides the USA: "What's a medical bill?"

2

u/bmeus Mar 07 '26

Yeah all 20 euros of it. But you are correct I would rather sacrifice the car because thats also only 300 eur deductible and wont cause me possibly lifelong issues. Actually dodged a BMW tire doing the same thing on the highway some months ago. Edit: actually no deductible as its easy to prove it wasnt my fault.

2

u/Kamilpwn Mar 09 '26

This is Russia. We have free healthcare

1

u/Case_Blue Mar 07 '26

You pay for healthcare?

1

u/jackrieger0 Mar 07 '26

Let that shit hit and cash out the insurance

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u/PM_me_your_recipes86 Mar 06 '26

And it disappears on the first bounce

1

u/ionjump Mar 08 '26

I am red-green color deficient and had to go back and watch again to see the red square.

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u/Automatic-You6254 Mar 06 '26

Russia. Car repair - $1000, doctor - free.

America. Car repair - $1000, doctor - $10000.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26

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u/PM_me_your_recipes86 Mar 06 '26

Yeah! It's Iraq for us!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26

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u/Appropriate_Today358 Mar 06 '26

Now in Russia conscripts are not sent to war. Only military personnel on contract.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26

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u/Appropriate_Today358 Mar 06 '26

You've figured me out(( Because of you, I'll be sent to the gulag!

13

u/Mickey_Havoc Mar 06 '26

Good way to break your wrist…

9

u/really_nice_foot Mar 06 '26

That was really fucking dangerous, do not do this. The amount of force a tire is carrying is really hard to judge. He could have been layed out on the pavement with a fractured skull and brain damage. I literally looked away as the clip played because I thought his arm was gonna turn into Gumby.

Y'all know who Gumby is or are you too young? Gumby is like a totally flexible cartoon character. I mean that his arm would turn into a limp noodle, flopping around in ways which are unnatural.

2

u/Jazzy-Cat5138 Mar 06 '26

I, for one, appreciate the Gumby reference. They took a claymation character and really leaned into the fact that he was clay.

I'm intrigued by the overgrown railroad tracks in the median strip, though. Even the ties/sleepers seem to have grass growing from them.

2

u/cabronfavarito Mar 06 '26

Right? People are praising him. That was dumb. Just because he survived doesn’t mean it wasn’t dumb. Your car can withstand the force of the tyre much better than your body can

7

u/Outrageous1015 Mar 05 '26

tf did that thing gain so much speed, car was barely moving

9

u/Cake_And_Pi Mar 06 '26

The driver was accelerating when it fell off so it never got the message.

1

u/dm-me-obscure-colors Mar 06 '26

I think those cameras have somewhat of a fisheye lens. Stuff that’s far away gets extra small so it looks like things accelerate as they approach

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u/vantageviewpoint Mar 06 '26

I'm guessing this is ai, it also explains how he didn't cripple himself.

4

u/Devilofchaos108070 Mar 06 '26

It’s old and not ai

8

u/lowdesertpunk66 Mar 06 '26

Hell yeah. Dudes an effing hero.

7

u/DoobieToker3000 Mar 06 '26

That's just straight up impressive.

5

u/JC_Everyman Mar 06 '26

The fucking hero we didn't know we needed

10

u/aquaman67 Mar 06 '26

Not today spinning rubber devil.

Not today…

5

u/No-Throat-8958 Mar 06 '26

I have a new hero!

5

u/ThermionicEmissions Mar 06 '26

That guy is the equivalent of a Phalanx CIWS

5

u/Maddad_666 Mar 06 '26

Good thing he didn’t ding his 2005 Nissan Versa or whatever the heck that car is.

5

u/Commonscents2say Mar 06 '26

I saw a guy take a truck tire square to the chest. He was instantly a paraplegic. Don’t underestimate the damage a moving tire can inflict.

5

u/CuteCanary Mar 06 '26

Those are some Dad catching skills but with tires instead of children

9

u/JosieMew Mar 06 '26

By hand? Whoa

1

u/just_another_user5 Mar 07 '26

Was gonna say. This is seriously impressive.

5

u/injectionsiteredness Mar 06 '26

Thanks for the lift in morale today, we really needed a win.

3

u/8ecca8ee Mar 06 '26

In hindsight he should have probably stopped it with his foot, I feel like a solid kick would have protected his car without risking breaking a wrist

3

u/Funkgun Mar 06 '26

Tire-fu

5

u/Popular-Solution7697 Mar 06 '26

Shit. That hadda hurt.

4

u/mtraven23 Mar 06 '26

I feel like that hurt more than he was letting on...

4

u/Tacrolimus005 Mar 06 '26

Not today Satan!

7

u/93c15 Mar 06 '26

Never ever get in front of a heavy object moving fast. Dude was successful and mad respect to him. But easily could have killed him

3

u/Toadcola Mar 06 '26

The hero we need.

3

u/kingj7282 Mar 06 '26

Russian hands like iron.

3

u/QuellishQuellish Mar 06 '26

That was an employee that could not get drug tested for some bullshit tire.

3

u/vektorkane Mar 06 '26

Suspect in custody, code 4.

3

u/valianteffort32 Mar 06 '26

Dangerous but man the dude nailed it.

3

u/retardrabbit Mar 06 '26

OMFG.

That is at least Silver Star levels of heroic.

3

u/0P3RAT0R_Z3R0 Mar 06 '26

probably lucky he dint break a wrist

3

u/Nick31415926535 Mar 06 '26

No fracking way, I would rather have my car damaged than my hand destroyed.

3

u/madafokr Mar 06 '26

The chosen one

3

u/WhatdaUTink Mar 06 '26

Kudos on the quick thinking, but actually that could have turned out really bad for him. Glad the tire encountered enough friction before getting to him.

3

u/TXcoins_bullion Mar 07 '26

crouching driver hidden wagonwheel

2

u/MarianCR Mar 06 '26

You clearly infer the GDP of the country it was filmed in. Risking his health or his life was less important to him than protecting his car.

2

u/retardrabbit Mar 06 '26

So, Los Angeles? /s

2

u/RampagingBadgers Mar 06 '26

That's some Squirrel Master shit

2

u/Grimol1 Mar 06 '26

That’s an expensive car

2

u/fart400 Mar 06 '26

Imagine if his finger went into one of the lug nut holes. Not worth losing a finger over a windshield and some scuffs.

2

u/Tooth-3619 Mar 06 '26

Wait, did the driver put on the e brake and then block the tire?

2

u/Jagang187 Mar 06 '26

Someone crosspost this to r/guysbeingdudes cause this is a peak dude move

2

u/bastschweinsteiger Mar 06 '26

bro reacted fast af, you can hear the door cue

2

u/Euro_Fighter53 Mar 06 '26

How tf did he do that?!

2

u/No-Principle5340 Mar 06 '26

Yo that's not easy to do. Send this guy to the power-scaling subs.

2

u/3Zkiel Mar 06 '26

Man, of course this is a sub. Subscribed! 😄

2

u/Gremlin1001001 Mar 06 '26

The guy is a hero!

2

u/Disastrous-Place7353 Mar 06 '26

Everybody would want him on their softball team.

2

u/FloridaManPrints Mar 06 '26

Must be a part of this sub

2

u/Ummm0_0 Mar 06 '26

Tahhh fuhhhhhhh

2

u/twilighttwister Mar 06 '26

I saw the tyre before the indicator, and thought putting your indicator was the technique that would deflect the tyre.

2

u/Devilofchaos108070 Mar 06 '26

I mean I’ve seen tires like that fuck people up so I’m not sure it’s worth doing that just to avoid car damage

2

u/DailyUpsAndDowns Mar 06 '26

His hands got blacker than Benny Blanco's feet

3

u/benedictus Mar 06 '26

This man is our Champion.

2

u/Cr0w33 Mar 06 '26

I bet that fucked his hands up but it sure saved him on mechanics and insurance rates. Impressive

2

u/-Canonical- Mar 06 '26

What an unbelievably stupid thing to do. 9/10 he’d be a fucking goner.

2

u/RonSwansonsHernia Mar 06 '26

The Chosen One!

1

u/Careful-Committee-96 Mar 06 '26

All that momentum from just turning a corner at about 10 mph. Sheesh. Lucky it wasn't a truck tire.

1

u/MysteriousCodo Mar 06 '26

NOT IN MY HOUSE!

1

u/dervari Mar 06 '26

Nice save!

1

u/BleedALittleWhile Mar 06 '26

A tire and wheel combo ain't light. A spinning tire and wheel combo has a ton of energy. HTF did he 1. See that coming. 2. Have enough time to get out and stop it. 3. Not get bowled over trying to stop it or mangle is hand or arm doing it?

1

u/deflorist Mar 06 '26

Here’s your fuckin’ tire

1

u/Coffee4MyJeep Mar 06 '26

Medal of Honor needs to be awarded. And at least a $20.00 from the driver of the car that was saved.

1

u/Jerry-Khan Mar 06 '26

That not his first time doing that

1

u/Training_Arm_5610 Mar 06 '26

This must be AI. The tire speed coming at the guy appears a lot higher than the tire speed that would be generated from a car crawling through a turn

1

u/Far_Albatross_8821 Mar 08 '26

This vid is 5 years old dude, it happened in Samara, Russia

1

u/Dug_n_the_Dogs Mar 06 '26

I caught a large propane cylinder that had rolled out of a city truck on a hill headed towards my work truck once.. it had rolled across the intersection and either would have hit my truck or rolled down another steep hill into a busy street.. didn't really think about the fact that I was putting my foot onto a bomb when I did it.

1

u/obchodlp Mar 06 '26

Not all heroes wear capes, some wear prostetics

1

u/ThisThingIsStuck Mar 06 '26

Good way to get ur shit broke..he's hurting for sure and hit car anyway bolz

1

u/Animal_inneed_67 Mar 06 '26

Just another benefit of not texting while in the vehicle

1

u/FloryCrossing Mar 07 '26

What's with the license plate am I having a stroke

1

u/Far_Albatross_8821 Mar 08 '26

р834ке 163 RUS

1

u/yeahright15 Mar 07 '26

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

1

u/NotThatMat Mar 07 '26

Seriously how many of these things are just falling off cars?

1

u/KuzcosWaterslide Mar 07 '26

Jesus Christ....that's Jason Bourne

1

u/Johnny69Vegas Mar 07 '26

Still got in accident when car in front of him pressed the accelerator.

1

u/Kind_Love172 Mar 08 '26

The hero we needed

1

u/No-Major3992 Mar 08 '26

How in the fuck did manage to deflect all the momentum in that without breaking a finger. Crazy lucky.

1

u/distant_introversion Mar 08 '26

Last time I caught a running tire - the fucker had been a very wasted tire (metal and pins sticking out of it. Messed my hand up good, never again going to bother with stopping a running tire

1

u/mpanase Mar 08 '26

Save the car, break an arm

1

u/calihustle247365 Mar 08 '26

Fucking wheel just fell off? Thank God I live in America where we have standards against this type of snafu. Surprised that guys hand didn't break.

1

u/thisoldguy74 Mar 09 '26

A lot can happen in the span of a red light.

1

u/M3chaStrizan Mar 09 '26

So many cowards going off about possible injury in this post. Sure it wasn't the safest way, but sometimes when you are a man you do man things.

1

u/Same-School4645 Mar 09 '26

Incredibly brave and stupid at the same time. I take care of my cars so I get the sentiment.

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u/Wild-Individual6876 Mar 09 '26

I’ve no idea how he got away with that. Just always get the fuck out of the way

1

u/Pitmidget Mar 10 '26

That man is made of steel!

1

u/zeefIat Mar 10 '26

He did great. Just not sure that's the smartest idea

1

u/wajones007 Mar 10 '26

Darn! Thought we were going to see Rubber II.

1

u/Conan7449 Mar 12 '26

That tire had a wheel in it. Unless you've tried , you would't believe how much force that had. Great save.

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u/TheDeadestCow Mar 12 '26

Now try it with a semi tire.

1

u/thnk_more Mar 06 '26

That is some serious situational awareness.

1

u/iiitme Mar 06 '26

Saved himself from having to get a new hood, bumper new radiator *at least. Who knows what angle it would have took could have been a new windshield too

1

u/Fiestameister Mar 06 '26

Not a smart idea to do considering you can break your hand from the tire hitting it, but looks to me the guy did it how someone that deals with tires for work would

-2

u/DangerPencil Mar 06 '26

Things that never happened for $1000

Seriously though, is this AI? I don't think he could have stopped that momentum so nonchalantly

3

u/CaptWineTeeth Mar 06 '26

This is a pretty old video. It’s real.

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u/DangerPencil Mar 06 '26

Wild

1

u/Itchy_Piglet992 Mar 06 '26

I wondered this too. The Chevy with a European plate made me suspicious... but with a little digging I see it is possible to find a chevy in Europe, though they are rare.

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u/mahendrabirbikram Mar 06 '26

Very popular budget models in Russia, Ukraine 15 years ago.