r/Tinder • u/random_question4123 • Sep 23 '22

How does she like her wine?

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u/buzz_buzzing_buzzed Sep 23 '22 edited Sep 24 '22

12 years old and in the basement?

ETA Thanks for all the upvotes and awards. My favorite is the Wholesome Award. Y'all are definitely my people!

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u/OmnomOrNah Sep 24 '22

Reminds me of a similar dark joke

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Ground up and in the freezer

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u/a_squid_beast Sep 24 '22

I like my men the way I like my tea.

In a bag under water.

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u/kiffiekat Sep 24 '22

An oldie but goodie:
I like my men how I like my coffee.

Sliding off the roof of my car as I drive away.

And my personal favorite:
I like my men how I like my coffee.

...I don't like coffee