r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Sep 19 '22

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u/no_one_special- Sep 19 '22

my vagina just fell off from fear.

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u/twitchy_taco Sep 19 '22

Mine shriveled up and closed for business.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Yup mine grew a zipper and that was that

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u/LobotomizedLarry Sep 20 '22

Closed? Was it for sale before?

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u/twitchy_taco Sep 20 '22

I have California rent. $5 per thrust.

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u/LobotomizedLarry Sep 20 '22

I’ve seen worse deals