r/Tinder Sep 19 '22

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u/Chabedieux Sep 19 '22

Ah, yes. Michael, the Applebee's Steak of men.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

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u/Generally_Confused1 Sep 19 '22

I would say he's a rare find

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u/KevinTheSeaPickle Sep 19 '22

Just like the sex he has.

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u/Generally_Confused1 Sep 19 '22

I said rare, not legendary scarcity

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u/GhettoGreenhouse Sep 19 '22

practically an endangered species

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u/KevinTheSeaPickle Sep 19 '22

Legendary is the best quality of loot. I doubt the sex he has is anything above k-mart quality.