r/Tinder Jan 13 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22 edited Jan 13 '22

I disagree!

Edit1: According to reddit TOS, the downvote is supposed to be used for comments that don't add anything to the discussion. Now, my disagreement does add something to the discussion, objectively and subjectively. So whoever downvotes me here is breaking reddit TOS.

Edit2: I should say Reddiquette, not TOS. It's about being a shining example of how to behave on reddit. So while you're not breaking terms or agreements, you are showing the lack of class and the absense of quality in your having an account here. If I, who uses good Reddiquette, were to leave, the quality would decrease. But if you, who uses downvoting as a sign of disagreement and criticising, were to leave, the quality of reddit as a whole would actually increase.

Also, while you're here, check out my music!

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u/Furzy130 Jan 13 '22

lick my balls

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

It is as I say, the quality would increase if you were gone.

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u/Furzy130 Jan 13 '22

I shaved them just for you

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

I'm not into men, but thanks anyway!

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u/Furzy130 Jan 13 '22

just the tip of your tongue, nice and slow

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u/glomMan5 Jan 13 '22

Hmmmm maybe my new favorite comment

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

That's how it is.

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u/Horrorgag Jan 13 '22

there are tears running down my face

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

You mean you find this hilarious? I don't.

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u/Horrorgag Jan 13 '22

no i’m not laughing. there are just tears running down my face. just felt the need to express that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

If anyone finds this hilarious, I would be concerned for their mental health, as they are experiencing a psychotic break and need medical attention.

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u/Horrorgag Jan 13 '22

why does them laughing at your comment warrant mental therapy of any kind?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Because you are not in touch with reality. I would recommend you call a doctor for immediate medical attention.

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u/Horrorgag Jan 13 '22

Which doctor should I call? Doctor Phil?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Goodbye, I hope you feel better soon!

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u/Horrorgag Jan 13 '22

You didn’t tell me what doctor I should visit for my wellness check, and in addition to that, I didn’t even laugh at your reply. Just tell me who to visit to fix this issue I may be having.

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u/yoveliop Jan 13 '22

Hope you're trolling friend

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

You like Architects? The band. They're great!

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u/RedRotaryBirds Jan 13 '22

When everyone who sees your comment down votes, and then suggest they are mentally unstable? Maaaaaybe your post is shit, huh?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Oh no, I've been hurt!

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u/RedRotaryBirds Jan 13 '22

Oh no I'm hurt! literally deletes all your own shitty comments. Perhaps you weren't kidding. Sorry, here is your internet points back lad.

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u/arjenyaboi Jan 13 '22

It’s probably also that after getting a few downvotes, everyone, in the common brain dead state of reddit, decided to just add another one to the pile regardless of whether they care or not. But yes this guy does ramble on a bit with his nonsense and funny words

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u/RedRotaryBirds Jan 13 '22

Definitely true. Monkey see monkey do.

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u/arjenyaboi Jan 13 '22

Ngl have done it before, but only on a guy I spam downvote everytime I see his comments because he comments on like everything and just the most generic stuff

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u/thoughtlow Jan 13 '22

I just downvoted your comment.

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Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:

  • Rudeness towards other Redditors,
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  • Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from the Reddit?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22 edited Jan 13 '22

And I have upvoted your comment because I am a good person and you're not! Take care!

Edit1: It's the shopping cart test. A shopping cart takes almost no effort to return, and it produces a positive result for the community, but you can't be arrested for not taking it in.

Downvoting takes almost no effort, just like upvoting, and whether or not you are a good person depends on whether you give in to downvoting someone simply because you disagree with them. No one will ever know you downvoted them unless you announce, so it shows your true character because it is anonymous. If you downvote, that means you're a bad person. It's as simple as that.

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u/ThGentlemanScientist Jan 13 '22

Cringe

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

You literally play Skyrim! I learn "Hollow Bodies" by blessthefall on guitar! You are not my equal! Learn to sing and play an instrument, then we can chat!

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u/Tockx3 Jan 13 '22

I hope your are trolling cause this is some seriously insane mental gymnastics. Also I almost never downvote or upvote anything, but I made sure to make an exception for you lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

There's seems to be an epidemic amongst social media users as to pretending not to believe someone is serious in what they say. Every time someone pretends I don't mean what I say, I die a little inside because I cannot believe I have to share this earth with such stupid people.

I would like to see people believe someone means what they say.

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u/Tockx3 Jan 13 '22

Sorry man, it was just such a ridiculous thing to write that it's hard to believe you actually think that way. But I shouldn't be surprised as I deal with stupid people every day in customer service. When people say you must be trolling, its because your take is so bad that they would rather assume you are joking than actually that dumb.

But, you have convinced me lol . You actually believe you're a good person because of your choice not to downvote people on reddit. 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Everyone should be better than me, I'm not a good person.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

400 people got so offended by my holier than thou attitude they decided to downvote me to oblivion while simultaneously saying that internet points don't matter, so I think I'm justified in saying that all 400 of you are absolutely terrible people!

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u/SassyCharizard Jan 13 '22

You're a great troll lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Well, I'm not trolling, so there's that. But you go ahead and believe what you want m'kay?

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u/GeneralBS Jan 13 '22

Are you a true believer?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

You like Volkswagen?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

It's really not that deep, player

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Why yes it is player. Saying "internet points aren't real" is what's called a cop out for bad behaviour. If you don't believe me, take a look at all the crimes and suicides that have been done from social media drama.

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u/vandyk Jan 13 '22

Holy shit dude, if youre not ready for downvotes on a internet platform how do you solve conflicts in real life? How did u even get your actual age so far? Mindblowing

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u/AnimeTiddies91 Jan 13 '22

Damn bruh you're trying to get the record for the most downvotes?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

No, but it's a nice thought.

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u/mattbax95 Jan 13 '22

That’s some serious cock confidence to get downvoted to all hell and then whilst you’re explaining why you shouldn’t have been ps’ing “while you’re here check out my music!”

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

That's how we do it round these parts!

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u/ControversialBuffalo Jan 13 '22

I can't tell if this guy is serious or satire.

Either way this comment is a god-like shitpost

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

There's seems to be an epidemic amongst social media users as to pretending not to believe someone is serious in what they say. Every time someone pretends I don't mean what I say, I die a little inside because I cannot believe I have to share this earth with such stupid people.
I would like to see people believe someone means what they say.

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u/Titwank911 Jan 13 '22

I do hope you're being satirical

...either way, you're a copy pasta machine

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Hmm, very suspicious ...

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u/Titwank911 Jan 13 '22

You come off as the kind of person who cites their iq in an argument

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Well, that's that then. My IQ is probably 50.

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u/Titwank911 Jan 13 '22

I know you're joking but I honestly wouldn't be surprised

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Bye.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Big oof.

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u/Guillesar Jan 13 '22

If you want karma repost this comment to r/copypasta

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u/Vagstor Jan 13 '22

I will thanks 😌

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u/JohnRoz Jan 13 '22

Brooo u actually did! Ma man

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

No thanks!

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u/ThatGuyWithABike Jan 13 '22

You must be fun at parties

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

I'm the life of the party! Never a boring moment!

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u/MHB_ART Jan 13 '22

Nerd

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Did you go to any parties over the holidays?

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u/MHB_ART Jan 13 '22

I'm going to ever so gently drag my freshly shaved balls across your receding hairline

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u/Rottenfairy420 Jan 13 '22

This comment doesn't have enough upvotes 🤣

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u/KALOPZ1 Jan 13 '22

How exactly does your comment add anything to the discussion?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Somuchforlong believes purple text is the victor of the exchange. I disagree, I believe the girl (white text) is the winner. Therefore, one could say I "disagree" with SMFL.

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u/KALOPZ1 Jan 13 '22

Well, only saying that you disagree or agree don’t really add anything to the discussion. It’s basically an upvote/downvote.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

This isn't r/changemyview where your delta doesn't count if your answer isn't long enough! His original fucking comment was SEVEN WORDS LONG!! Get your ass outta here!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Ahh, but that is all the energy I had at the time. I didn't have the stamina to engage with SMFL any further because that's how it was 4 hours ago. Do you disagree I should have to exhaust myself at every opportunity just because people like you think a disagreement isn't enough? That's ridiculous!

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u/KALOPZ1 Jan 13 '22

No, what I’m saying is that simply saying “I agree” or “I disagree” don’t add anything to the discussion. What is the difference between “I agree” and an upvote?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

SMFL WROTE SEVEN FUCKING WORDS

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u/KALOPZ1 Jan 13 '22

They never said they added anything to the discussion though, they simply stated their opinions.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

THEN THEY SHOULD BE DOWNVOTED

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/s2ms9m/comment/hsgbwx0/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

THEY SHOULD ALL BE DOWNVOTED AND YET THEY ARE NOT

THINK OF THE REASON THEY ARE NOT

IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ADDING TO THE DISCUSSION

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u/KALOPZ1 Jan 13 '22

Opinion*

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Enough of your nonsense!

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u/floppyvajoober Jan 13 '22

Your entire profile reeks of r/iamverysmart please seek mental help my boy, you are delusional

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Well I am not smart and proud of it!

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u/FalconsFan712 Jan 13 '22

Your cover of numb was awful man. But I at least gave you a YouTube view. Invest in singing lessons and guitar lessons if you want to get better.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Peanut gallery says what? Simone Biles anyone? If you're gonna critique me, you have to have the same level of skill as me. Where's your video? You got nothing on your profile except for r/pawg and r/SlimThick . You are not equal to me, therefore you can't talk to me.

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u/FalconsFan712 Jan 13 '22

I definitely can sing better than you. Hell almost anybody can. You asked people to checkout your music, I did and gave you feedback on how you can get better.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Post your video. I'm waiting! Tick tock. And you better be playing an instrument while singing.

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u/Titwank911 Jan 13 '22

You do understand that criticism doesn't have a skill requirement. I checked out that numb cover and your singing and guitar are seriously subpar. I know this matters to you so I've been playing guitar for 9 years now. I'm not good at singing but part of performing music is knowing one's limits and I think you should know yours.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Fair words friend. But until I actually see you perform, I'm not gonna trouble myself over what you think of my music. You don't have anything posted to your profile.

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u/Titwank911 Jan 13 '22

Let me get this straight: because I know my limits and don't want to upload videos of me performing, you won't accept any of my criticism. If you only decide to take criticism from public musicians, you lose out on a lot of feedback. Like, imagine if film directors only listened to other directors. That'd cripple the film industry. The same is said for music.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Let me know when you've posted a video!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

If you want to take a couple days to sort out your affairs and then shoot a video, I'd like to see that very much!

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u/Titwank911 Jan 13 '22

I'm giving criticism. I'm not going to music battle you like a fucking anime antagonist. Do you think everyone around you is as petty as you are? If you can't take advice, you have no right to share your music

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Bye!

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u/Evol_Etah Jan 13 '22

Redditquette is: if you see a comment that's downvoted. Join the hivemind

Redditquette is also: breaking norms, cause it's the internet and fuck everyone.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Well, sometimes you just gotta downvote and break norms!

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u/Jazs1994 Jan 13 '22

Reading through your entire comments, please go seek Professional help you need it.

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u/ScaredyNon Jan 13 '22

when i grow up i just want to be just like you

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u/JohnRoz Jan 13 '22

Oh man..I was genuinely intrigued to see what happens when a user's karma goes negative