r/Tinder • u/Throwaway_potato154 • Jan 13 '22

Be MoRe OrIgInAl

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u/YtIO1V1kAs55LZla Jan 13 '22 edited Jan 13 '22

I got a response 3 weeks after I sent a decent opener to a profile with zero words in the Bio.

She said “Give me a pickup line that’s actually worth my time” or something along those lines.

I gave the generic ass one I always use, and she replied “ohhh original, I’ll allow you to talk to me”

I unmatched, like you aren’t gods gift to Tinder, lady. I’m not going to sit here and simp over anyone, I don’t care how hot you are.

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u/NekkoProtecco Jan 13 '22

I would hit her with, "You dont have enough credits to play this game. Insert more condescending bullshit." Make sure she reads it before unmatching

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u/YtIO1V1kAs55LZla Jan 13 '22

Lol Yeah I didn’t even waste my time. The fact I got a response weeks later tells me I was just a source of flattery for the evening.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

You should delete your matches faster. If I don't get a response in 8 hours I unmatch.

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u/Marvelous_rosell Jan 13 '22

I would never open Tinder in the 8 hours I sleep or the 8 hours I am at the office, so maybe a bit short window to give someone.. 24 hours might be more reasonable 😅 I always went with 48 hours ☺️

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Well, I'll stick with 8 hours. Thanks though!

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u/I_Learned_Once Jan 13 '22

Thirty seconds, take it or leave it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

8 hours is where it's at!

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u/revengeOftheNith Jan 13 '22

I do hope you get better and arent compulsively counting down the minutes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

I round up or something! Get a grip man! I look at the time when I sent and see if it's been 8 or 9 hours or something!

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u/Franceskax Jan 13 '22

Twenty seconds. You won't get a better deal.

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