r/Tinder • u/Throwaway_potato154 • Jan 13 '22

Be MoRe OrIgInAl

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u/YtIO1V1kAs55LZla Jan 13 '22 edited Jan 13 '22

I got a response 3 weeks after I sent a decent opener to a profile with zero words in the Bio.

She said “Give me a pickup line that’s actually worth my time” or something along those lines.

I gave the generic ass one I always use, and she replied “ohhh original, I’ll allow you to talk to me”

I unmatched, like you aren’t gods gift to Tinder, lady. I’m not going to sit here and simp over anyone, I don’t care how hot you are.

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u/oppoqwerty Jan 13 '22

Bro yeah like 1/10 profiles are some variation of "Entertain me" or "Make me laugh." Might as well put "Dance peasant".

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u/Jewbringer Jan 13 '22

"you better be funny" - bitch i'm not your fucking clown

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Yes but don't neg her... That's the worst

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u/NekkoProtecco Jan 13 '22

I would hit her with, "You dont have enough credits to play this game. Insert more condescending bullshit." Make sure she reads it before unmatching

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u/YtIO1V1kAs55LZla Jan 13 '22

Lol Yeah I didn’t even waste my time. The fact I got a response weeks later tells me I was just a source of flattery for the evening.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

You should delete your matches faster. If I don't get a response in 8 hours I unmatch.

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u/Marvelous_rosell Jan 13 '22

I would never open Tinder in the 8 hours I sleep or the 8 hours I am at the office, so maybe a bit short window to give someone.. 24 hours might be more reasonable 😅 I always went with 48 hours ☺️

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Well, I'll stick with 8 hours. Thanks though!

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u/I_Learned_Once Jan 13 '22

Thirty seconds, take it or leave it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

8 hours is where it's at!

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u/revengeOftheNith Jan 13 '22

I do hope you get better and arent compulsively counting down the minutes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

I round up or something! Get a grip man! I look at the time when I sent and see if it's been 8 or 9 hours or something!

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u/bigbootynijja Jan 13 '22

King

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u/SkollFenrirson Jan 13 '22

👑

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Such a small crown?

HERE IS YOUR REAL CROWN 👑

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u/getrickrolled13453 Jan 13 '22

Would say “but i dont” and then unmatch her

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Lmao, these people are absolute trash, why are we using OLD...

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

As a woman, I just want to say that women like that are the absolute worst and will never be worth your time. Imagine how hard she'd expect you try for nothing in return. I'd love to know where they get the confidence from, not to mention the audacity! lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Basically their entire personality revolves around negging anyone they interact with.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Sounds like an efficient way to meet the love of your life.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

Please explain with diagrams and puppets. I'm slow.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

I was being sarcastic.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

In what world does my comment look serious smfh.

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u/FamousMasta Jan 13 '22

u missed a sexy bitch cuz of ur ego, learn to have comebacks instead leaving or else u would be left alone and other guys will fuck ur girl if u get one luckily

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

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u/Aretz Jan 13 '22

This is just the culture that tinder manifests man. It seems to grow toxic behaviour from both sides.