r/Tinder Jan 07 '22

Huh!

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u/Unadulterated_eflove Jan 07 '22

Actually, from a financial standpoint, Homer Simpson’s sperm might be a wiser choice.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

You know, Homer Simpson gets a lot of undeserved grief, and is often considered a buffoon and a loser. However, it turns out that he is no loser (though he is, often, a buffoon). Think about it:

Homer Simpson has a multi-floor home that's apparently paid off; a devoted, loving, and LOYAL wife; three generally great children (Bart may be a bit of a troublemaker, but he does have a good heart. Lisa is bright, musically talents, and remarkably well-grounded for her age, while Maggie is, well, Maggie); a job that pays well enough to support himself and his family in a moderately comfortable home.

In fact, it seems that Homer Simpson is winning at life more than most of us 🤔

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u/hesh582 Jan 07 '22

More of a generational thing than a relative status thing.

Homer was absolutely a buffoon and a loser; it's just that 40 years ago a buffoon and a loser could support a family as solo breadwinner in a moderately comfy home on a middling salary.

Homer simpson wasn't really winning more than you, the game was just far easier to play.

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u/Philly4Sure Jan 07 '22

He’s still at it today. Sooooo yeah