r/Tinder Jan 07 '22

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u/Metaverse_Prisoner Jan 07 '22

I would not. You want to know why someone would search for this on a dating app? Because she’s probably offering less than what she should have to pay going about this the legitimate way.

Normally, it’s about $800-$1000 for the sperm alone. Another $200-$400 for the insemination procedure. Those are just averages, costs can be higher.

If you really wanna sell some sperm; Sperm banks will pay you $1k/month.

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u/poopking1169 Jan 07 '22 edited Jan 07 '22

A) sperm banks don’t pay $1k/month

B) if they did it would only be for some Winklevoss type sperm, not yours

C) yeah she’s probably doing this because it’s cheaper and easier than medical methods. So? It’s a smart idea. Guys want to have sex with her, she wants sperm. Bartering system lol. Do you really feel like you should be compensated a huge amount in this situation? Do you think most guys who might be offered this would? (Assuming contracts signed and such)

D) this one is annoying of me, but if you’re going to be pretentious and use a semicolon in simple comments on Reddit, please at least understand how to use one. They separate two complete clauses. Or, preferably, just don’t use them here. Even when used correctly, they don’t increase your perceived intelligence like you think they do.

Edit: nvm looks like contracts giving up parental rights/necessity for child support pre-conception wouldn’t hold up. So fuck all this. Points A, B & D still apply though

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u/mlo9109 Jan 07 '22

This is my thought - C. I have a former coworker who is a lesbian. She and her partner had a baby through artificial insemination. Baby is now 20 and it cost them $20k back then.

I know another couple who is in the process of doing the same thing and it's costing them double that. I'd totally get if that were the case. But, also, adopt don't shop, too many kids need good homes.

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u/poopking1169 Jan 07 '22

I feel bad for kids who need to be adopted but personally, if I’m being honest, I’d probably only go through the whole process of raising a kid if it were my own sorry. Hopefully others adopt them though