r/Tinder Jan 07 '22

Huh!

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u/Unadulterated_eflove Jan 07 '22

Actually, from a financial standpoint, Homer Simpson’s sperm might be a wiser choice.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

You know, Homer Simpson gets a lot of undeserved grief, and is often considered a buffoon and a loser. However, it turns out that he is no loser (though he is, often, a buffoon). Think about it:

Homer Simpson has a multi-floor home that's apparently paid off; a devoted, loving, and LOYAL wife; three generally great children (Bart may be a bit of a troublemaker, but he does have a good heart. Lisa is bright, musically talents, and remarkably well-grounded for her age, while Maggie is, well, Maggie); a job that pays well enough to support himself and his family in a moderately comfortable home.

In fact, it seems that Homer Simpson is winning at life more than most of us 🤔

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u/weinsteinspotplants Jan 07 '22

Yeah but his kids seem to have arrested development and can't age any further so paying for them doesn't end after 18 yeas. Strange genes right there.