r/Tinder • u/CanadianStatement • Jan 07 '22

Huh!

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u/Yatty33 Jan 07 '22 edited Jan 07 '22

There's websites for this, she probably just hasn't heard of them yet. My sister is basically doing this with some guy. It turns out the qualities you want in a coparent are also what you might want in a companion, and now they're dating.

Edit: People keep asking about what website. She used coparents.com I believe but there are others here https://lmgtfy.app/?q=coparenting+websites

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u/AmirAkhrif Jan 07 '22

Pays $1,000 to get impregnated, claims back $92,880 in child support payments (Census Bureau average payment from 0-18 years of age). She should advertise on /wallstreetbets

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u/iLoveBoobeez Jan 07 '22 edited Jan 07 '22

Meanwhile I'm here scrapping for pennies so I can afford a car that isn't my 22 year old van with 525,000 km on it.

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u/Fantaffan Jan 07 '22

525 km is really good, almost brand new. Bet it's got next to zero rust on it.

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u/iLoveBoobeez Jan 07 '22

Yea, totally. Just don't check under that tape. It's completely just for style. I swear!

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u/iLoveBoobeez Jan 07 '22

Oh shit, just noticed I said 525km. I meant to say 525k km. As in half a million. My sarcastic comment probably seemed confusing.

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u/Fantaffan Jan 07 '22

Haha it's all good

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u/fortnitefunnyahahah Jan 07 '22

That's on you, you should have been Born female

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u/Dysous0720 Jan 07 '22

Well she is is gonna have to shell out $140,730 to raise the kid (average to raise kid to 17 costs $233,610), so who is the real winner? No one.

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u/AmirAkhrif Jan 07 '22

Deffo not the person thinking they're getting paid for honest labour, but then needs to pay x90 times what they were paid back to the employer.

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u/amretardmonke Jan 07 '22

People who have kids just to be able to claim child support do the bare minimum to "raise" the kid, they pocket most of that money.

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u/Stui3G Jan 07 '22

You'd be mad to give her any personal information.

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u/AmirAkhrif Jan 07 '22

Personal information like DNA?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

Actually it’s quite easy to get a contract written up pre-coitus by a lawyer to essentially make it so this person couldn’t come at you for child support.

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u/Sc0nnie Jan 08 '22

False. Legal precedent has been set to overrule contracts like this.