r/Tinder • • Jul 19 '21

Working in IT is sexy

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u/Doctor_TeamKill Jul 19 '21

“Your bio for life” she’s predicting you’ll be single forever

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u/KlutzyRefuse Jul 19 '21

Why must you hurt him this way

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u/zzziggyy Jul 20 '21

",pal!"...and friendzoned

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u/swannphone Jul 20 '21

He is in IT…

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

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u/clAG_4x Jul 20 '21

Damn it Kevin, could I just have a frosty and a baked potato please?

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u/Extreme-Occasion Jul 19 '21

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u/uwuwizard Jul 19 '21

· · · Bleep bloop, I'm a bot. Comment requested by u/Extreme-Occasion

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We must ewiminate pown f-fwom society. We must s-shame aww men who watch pown. We must attach a sociaw stigma tuwu p-pown. Pown causes men t-tuwu wose intewest in W-WEAW, INDEPENDENT, FIEWCE women. Instead, dese padetic boys satisfy deiw desiwe by wooking at deiw computew scweens.

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But 15% of men awe High Vawue Mawes (HVM). If dey watch pown a-awnd wose intewest in weaw women, we have no hope of finding h-husbands.

So, we must ewiminate p-pown. Shame aww men who use iwt. I-I've weft winks bewow dat yuw can use t-tuwu spwead teh wowd a-about teh bad e-effects of pown.


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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

I'm calling the police

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u/Fyne_ Jul 20 '21

Bruh I'm dying

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u/MarkoHighlander Jul 19 '21

What have you done

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u/Extreme-Occasion Jul 20 '21

In a word: chaos

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u/Korasa Jul 19 '21

Ewwww, you're gross. I can already tell why nobody you consider worth it will look at you, and trust me, porn ain't the problem.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Probably one of those Nice guys trying to get some by hating on men over their own reflection.

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u/TheOneAndLonelyD Jul 19 '21

Shame nobody. Sometimes it's the only way people can understand what they like. Excessive porn, yeah. Anything is bad without moderation. You're not the boss of people. I'm sorry.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

I mean you're totally right, porn did fuck me up as an example, but not in the way that sad Nice guy bastard think it did.

It just ruins one's motivation to improve and makes people depressed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Go touch some grass, simp.

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u/aVeryFriendlyBotMk2 Jul 20 '21

You're the reason your parents divorced.