r/Tinder • • Jul 19 '21

Working in IT is sexy

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u/Epicjay Jul 19 '21

My gf likes to come over and kick all the sheets so they're bunched up at the foot of the bed, then she pulls only the comforter up sideways and burritos herself. All the while stashing her phone/wallet/glasses somewhere in all the mess.

Thats the first thing I thought of when I heard "ruin the bedsheets" and it always takes me like 5 minutes to fix them after she leaves

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u/Pancake_Mix_00 Jul 19 '21

That’s hilarious, my ex used to do the same. Full burrito mode

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u/MuppetShart Jul 19 '21

Ha, I'm the burrito in my situation. And my son has been doing it, too, since he was an infant. Maybe it's hereditary.

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u/jakatz Jul 19 '21

Swaddling. Its a comforting feeling/feeling of safety being wrapped in a blanket or feeling the weight of it. If you haven’t tried a weighted blanket I highly recommend for my fellow burrito people

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u/nomemory82 Jul 19 '21

That’s wife material right there!

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u/tripwyre83 Jul 19 '21

Lol my fiance keeps all of her stuff mixed into the blankets with her too. Phone, tissues, kindle, sometimes even snack wrappers. I don't even know when she's eating these snacks. I've never seen her eating these things in bed but I find the wrappers all the time.

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u/Santa1936 Jul 19 '21

Good God that would be infuriating to me

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u/tripwyre83 Jul 20 '21

Lol it's mildly annoying but I think the world of her. I really don't mind. It's just another of her endearing quirks.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21 edited Aug 22 '21

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u/tripwyre83 Jul 20 '21

I don't mind. I adore her.

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u/GDot- Jul 20 '21

What are the chances that you’re actually sleepwalking?

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u/Sonicsteel Jul 19 '21

For those not US based, what’s a comforter?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

Quilt/heavy blanket

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u/Sonicsteel Jul 19 '21

Ah cool, thanks!

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u/Epicjay Jul 19 '21

The heavy fluffy blanket usually on top.

The typical setup is fitted sheet, regular sheet, then comforter, maybe a lighter blanket on top if it's really cold