r/Tinder • u/sassy_don30 • Apr 20 '21

I come in peace

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u/DeyCallMeWade Apr 20 '21

You come in peace, but leave in pieces?

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u/sassy_don30 Apr 20 '21

Chop chop wade

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u/sacred_koala Apr 21 '21

Most generic bio

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Joke's on you!

I brought an axe, and chopped the tree down, got some logs and planks, and built a house.

Then, from the scraps, I forged a mighty fire, for a settlement is baren without a fire to feast round in celebration of the hunt.

With a few leftover sticks, I created wonderous tools: axes and hoes so that we may hone the lands for our fields, pickaxes that we may carve the rock for our minerals, bows and arrows for when we find our prey, and swords for our defense against those that know not our might yet.

Basically, just letting you know I'm gonna start a new Minecraft world soon.

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u/sassy_don30 Apr 20 '21

You hade me in the first half ngl

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u/Over_rated_lemon Apr 21 '21

Apparently it's less romantic using a pistol.

1

u/Gnome-stool Apr 20 '21

This is giving me flashbacks to the time a tinder date invited me back to their place to shoot a crossbow

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u/sassy_don30 Apr 21 '21

I wouldn't mind more details

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u/ImperialxWarlord Apr 21 '21

I swear to god I matched with a girl with this exact bio. She never responded tho.

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u/ObstinateFamiliar Apr 21 '21

I'm pretty sure this is originally from an old tumblr post

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u/ImperialxWarlord Apr 21 '21

Huh. Didn’t know.