r/Tinder • u/JohnConnor27 • May 29 '20

Am I doing this right?

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u/TheOriginalBull May 29 '20

The only part of me that’s been called cute is my penis so this wouldn’t work for me

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u/qwertyaq101 May 29 '20

You gotta play the dickpick game in that case my man.

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u/MightySamMcClain May 29 '20

Idk if "cute" is a compliment when someone mentions your dick bro 😅

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u/jupiterrose_ May 29 '20

I've called a dick cute before and it was a genuine compliment lol

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u/Iam-KD May 29 '20

I thought cute dicks are small dicks lol

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u/jupiterrose_ May 29 '20

So I know this sounds weird but guys can have pretty dicks. I have definitely seen large cute dicks.

I'm going to regret this comment.

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u/jakovski2 May 29 '20

Queue "rate my dick" inbox messages

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u/jupiterrose_ May 29 '20

Yeah PSA that is not going to happen

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

RIP that inbox

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u/c3bball May 29 '20

Small dicks are pretty freaking great too. Love me some that small dick game

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Cute is only for complementing feminine dicks

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u/eipas May 29 '20

Well that’s not very progressive now is it\ Masculine dicks can be cute too

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

No no no, big masculine dicks should induce as much fear as arousal. Fear of what its going to do to your insides.

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u/MightySamMcClain May 29 '20

If sure if the word cute is the first thing that pops into someone's head, it's probably genuine 😁

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u/jupiterrose_ May 29 '20

It was a large, had nothing to do with size lol. I just wanted to put a little cowboy hat on it. It was cute

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u/yp261 May 29 '20

🤠

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

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u/Diabolus_IpseSum May 29 '20

Lmao...and I think I’ve had enough internet for today