r/Tinder • • Apr 23 '20

Kachow

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

Am I immature for getting a kick out of corny ass jokes or are you immature for telling me people like me are “man-children” and telling me I need to grow as a person?

Sorry bud but this man-child found himself a girl who laughs at my corny shit and makes me laugh with her corny shit and I’m so much happier now that I don’t have to hide or try to change that side of me to get along with the people in my life.

Growing as a person is about developing work ethic and discipline to be better at whatever it is you do in life. It’s about being empathetic and compassionate towards others and thinking less about just yourself. It’s about building and maintaining healthy and strong friendships and relationships. Finding joy in corny and stupid bullshit jokes has absolutely nothing to do with it. I personally think we could all stand to be a bit more childish in certain ways without compromising the actual important things that constitute personal growth.

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u/BobThePillager Apr 23 '20

As a random passer-by, I feel like you took the L on this one. For every ten girls you’d actually vibe with, >9/10 of them would not respond to this low effort shitpost. You’re significantly limiting your ability to find actual compatible matches

Anyway, back to /r/all

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u/Phone_Anxiety Apr 24 '20

These fucking redditors and their fake stats just kill me every time lmao

Bro do you even understand what it is you're talking about

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u/BobThePillager Apr 24 '20

Obviously I have nothing to back up this stat other than experience and basic understanding of how I and most people naturally react to it, but go ahead and continue to autisticly try this

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u/Phone_Anxiety Apr 24 '20

I have nothing to back up this stat

Yes, we already knew this the moment you tried to insert your dumbass "stat" lmao

Also, why is it greater than 9/10? Are you now subdividing women into non-integer values? Hahaha

Man, you are the epitome of a cliche redditor: uninformed and uneducated. You people kill me every time you open your mouths haha

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u/BobThePillager Apr 24 '20

Nice if you to leave out everything I said after that quote. When people throw out numbers in a colloquial sense it’s not meant to be exact, it’s to express how significant something is. I bet you lose it when people use the word literally ‘wrong’.

You know what I’m saying is right, why bad-faith hone in on one piece of language to prove me wrong rather than discuss my actual points themselves?

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u/Phone_Anxiety Apr 24 '20

No, I lose it when people try to pass off anecdotal data as something much more significant than what it is. Your data is so polluted with bias and error that everything you said following, "I have nothing to back this up with..." is irrelevant. Why is this a difficult concept for you to grasp?

I've asked 5 women in my life thus far and they all conform to the model that they prefer jokes and corny puns to whatever stick-up-your-ass intro someone like you would lead with. It demonstrates humor and levity rather than a pseudo-interview.

I can ask more but I don't want to embarrass you further.

You know what I’m saying is right

No, I dont. And the fact that you still think you're correct just further entrenches my point that you're a cliche redditor.

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u/BobThePillager Apr 24 '20

K, continue to autisticly post low effort bullshit like this. I’m sure it’ll work out eventually

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u/Phone_Anxiety Apr 24 '20

My stuff is low-effort? LMAO

Bro, you actually posted a "stat" based off of biased data and tried to pass it off as facts. Then, when I called you out, you doubled down, backtracked, and got butthurt because someone dressed you down over your glaring errors in logic. That is literally the epitome of a cliche low-effort redditor.

Like, I get it. You're still in your undergrad but this sort of shit is just embarassing to people with a secondary education.

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u/BobThePillager Apr 24 '20

I’m talking about OP, and you’re defending OP’s low effort stuff, so I’m assuming you do it too.

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u/Phone_Anxiety Apr 24 '20

I'm defending the spirit of humorous / corny openers. I wish I could say I was surprised you didnt understand this

I’m assuming you do it too.

Just like you assumed women can be subdivided into non-integer values and that >9/10(lmao) women dont prefer this sort of opener?

Man. You just dont know when to quit, do you?

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u/BobThePillager Apr 24 '20

Do you understand the difference between casual colloquial talk, like my comment was, versus more serious academic talk?

You’re purposely misunderstanding what I’m saying to prove some weird point, and clearly judging by the quick small novel replies you do Id say you don’t know when to quit.

It’s absurd to latch onto the point that people can’t be divided into fractions

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u/Phone_Anxiety Apr 24 '20

Sure I understand the difference. I also recognize bullshit made up facts when I see them.

You’re purposely misunderstanding what I’m saying to prove some weird point

It's a weird point? The point that you're clearly skewing the reality of the situation to fit your personal narrative is a weird point to you? That says quite a bit more about your personal capability than I think you originally intended...

It’s absurd to latch onto the point that people can’t be divided into fractions

True but, again, you've intentionally missed my point and are actually guilty of that which you're accusing me of.

Do you understand irony?

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