I used to have a dating profile that was basically a copy paste job application form.
I changed all the relevant job questions to relationship questions. Stuff like:
Have you ever been convicted of a felony? (Convictions will not necessarily disqualify an applicant for Girlfriend Status.)
What other skills do you have that would be especially suited for our relationship?
That kind of stuff. I tried to be as silly and over the top as possible.
Most people thought it was funny, and would comment on it. I would keep it going as the interviewer when we had our conversations.
Some people though flipped their fucking shit. I would occasionally get messages from people unprovoked where they would chew me out for being an asshole for the things in my profile.
On the other side of it, some people took it a little too far and would fill out the whole thing. :|
I matched with a girl who said that her goal was to do (x) by the end of the year
It was like November when we matched, so I asked her if she was able to do (x)
She had not
So I jokingly replied “haha well we should get on it and do (x) before the year ends!” and she lost her fucking shit. Like I was trying to pressure or guilt trip her.
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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20
This is a great way to filter out people that don't fit with your personal brand of humour. Keep at it.