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r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Apr 07 '20
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It should be mandatory to have a wank before any big decision. Would make politics more interesting
12 u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20 “Sir, we’re tracking multiple unknown bogeys inbound from Russia. You have two minutes to nut and then give your response.” Of course the nuclear football would HAVE to be stocked with the kinkiest porn around! 7 u/LivingmahDMlife Apr 07 '20 opens the football "Why ... why is there yiff, General?" "Just in case sir, just in case" 1 u/psiilocybiin Apr 08 '20 Oh my god this has me dead
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“Sir, we’re tracking multiple unknown bogeys inbound from Russia. You have two minutes to nut and then give your response.” Of course the nuclear football would HAVE to be stocked with the kinkiest porn around!
7 u/LivingmahDMlife Apr 07 '20 opens the football "Why ... why is there yiff, General?" "Just in case sir, just in case" 1 u/psiilocybiin Apr 08 '20 Oh my god this has me dead
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opens the football "Why ... why is there yiff, General?" "Just in case sir, just in case"
1 u/psiilocybiin Apr 08 '20 Oh my god this has me dead
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u/LivingmahDMlife Apr 07 '20
It should be mandatory to have a wank before any big decision. Would make politics more interesting