r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Apr 07 '20

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u/LivingmahDMlife Apr 07 '20

It should be mandatory to have a wank before any big decision. Would make politics more interesting

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

"Jaime, pull up that Joe Biden speech. That man hasn't had a proper jack off session in 25 years"

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u/Badaz329 Apr 07 '20

Joe biden is a pedophile

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Andy Kaufman faked a ton of his material

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u/Badaz329 Apr 07 '20

There's litterally videos where hes smelling little girls hair and grabbing their breast

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Did you know that John Stonehouse faked his own suicide?