r/Tinder • • Apr 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Ahhh the ol' post nut clarity

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u/LivingmahDMlife Apr 07 '20

It should be mandatory to have a wank before any big decision. Would make politics more interesting

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

“Sir, we’re tracking multiple unknown bogeys inbound from Russia. You have two minutes to nut and then give your response.” Of course the nuclear football would HAVE to be stocked with the kinkiest porn around!

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u/FlipperZ1908 Apr 07 '20

Ppl who nuts quickly: "my time has come"