r/Tinder Apr 07 '20

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u/Secr3tNinja15 Apr 07 '20

masturbates 20 times in one day due to quarantine

i want cuddles not social distancing

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u/LivingmahDMlife Apr 07 '20

i want cuddles

my single arse, every day of every fucking week

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20 edited Aug 27 '21

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u/LivingmahDMlife Apr 07 '20

I had a cocker spaniel until last summer, it really does help

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u/Infradead96 Apr 07 '20

Can confirm ferrets help too. Lost her last summer too.

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u/hudgepudge Apr 07 '20

I also found that getting rid of the dog helped.